Get your minds out of the gutter, there’s the other 99% of the Internet for that sort of thing!
Not as good as her lines...but I tried.
Sad news the actress who played Mrs Slocombe in the series “are you being served” has died. Mollie Sugden played her as an imperious old harridan with a terrible wig of (usually) coloured hair.
It may seem quaint but her jokes about the terrible trials of her pussy were a highlight of the show. Its kind of funny in a way, they got away with more in the 70’s using innuendo than 90% of the supposedly “edgy” shows today. I dare anyone to watch these few clips and not crack up.
Here’s a news story concerning her death.
The Tizona Group 