T**t in a can, my next business venture


Working in the mining industry as I do, Im fully aware of the pressures on blokes away from their loved ones for weeks on end. Fortunately the crew at Pacific And Combined Oriental, PACO for short have come up with an innovative idea.

 

More below the fold, possibly NSFW, including a few pictures.

Hmm now what could this be selling?

Hmm now what could this be selling?

 

One of these… a Vagina that is available from a vending machine. Ive often pondered to myself  “You know what the world really needs is canned vaginas, preferably available on street corners from vending machines…”

Hmmm invigorating....

Hmmm invigorating....

 

Here’s a jolly website (safe for work, but only on this page) that features a variety, I really don’t want to know what a “rolling head cup” or “double hole cup” is used for thankyewverymuch!

http://www.tengashop.com/tenga_be/-c-40.html

 

Oh God whyyyyy!

Oh God whyyyyy!

Still it cant get any worse can it?
Well unless you consider worse as being sex toy vending machines…
Just what you want to grab on the way home?

Just what you want to grab on the way home?

And of course our gay chums don’t miss out either.
Yes its a heiny-can.

Yes its a heiny-can.

Unfortunately I will have to get a few chaps in for testing these products, after all they only come in the one size…. I wouldnt want to get stuck…
(cough/bullshit/cough)
I wonder if they have these in Korea?
Posted in Funny, WTF. 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “T**t in a can, my next business venture”

  1. elyakatz Says:

    BS”D

    To the folks at Tizona,

    I agree with you regarding the perverseness of Islam. However, the “twat in a can” post is tasteless and demeaning, quite hypocritical in light of the expressed views at this site, in regards to women being raped before being executed.

    While rape is not doubt the most demeaning experience anyone can suffer sexually, all immodest depictions of either gender, and of the sexual act, which is proper only in the private domain between a man and a woman who are committed to each other for life (in other words, marriage) are ultimately demeaning, not only to the human body, made in the Creator’s image, but of the human soul.

    Only animals have no regard for their modesty. Sexual expressions are sacred, not to be used as advertising, or to be the brunt of jokes. Desensitizing oneself to immodesty only destroys one’s capacity for true intimacy, and also causes people who are exposed to these images repeatedly to be more likely, not less to commit crimes of a sexual nature.

    While I appreciate much of the humor here fellas, your sexually oriented jokes are evidence of what is wrong in the West. There was a time when, as a society, we understood that freedom and license are not the same…that license ultimately leads to slavery.

    Be well,

    Elya Katz

    • thefrollickingmole Says:

      Fair comment, Ive dropped a lot more below the fold and tidied up the title a bit. It is meant to be in good fun, sorry if it still offends.
      We had a little talk on the site a while back, anything “wild” goes below the fold with a warning. In retrospect my post went a bit close to the wind… Thanks for pointing it out.

  2. bingbing Says:

    Thanks for your comment, Elya.

    I can see your point. However, Tizona’s is known for its mix of the heavy and the light.

    And if anything, perhaps mole was continuing an argument on sexual weirdness? Pervasiveness? But trying to lighten things up after such a shocking report.

    Sure, we’re a group blog, but we haven’t had a boardroom meeting in a fair while. I’m in Korea. Gus is in Texas. Mole is in outback Australia. We actually don’t know each other outside this blog so sometimes our heads are in different places. Actually, how this blog ended up where it is today, yet functioning quite well, is somewhat of a pretty cool mystery.

    Still, those two posts are a bit chalk and cheese, mate. Teenage girls being drugged, raped and executed hardly fits into the same category as some weird sex toy.

    And we’re not wowsers here.

    That said, the two posts following each other so closely is one helluva non-sequitur.

    And no, they don’t have them in Korea as far as I’m aware.

  3. bingbing Says:

    PS Questionable post or not, our hit count nudged up a bit slightly today… and I doubt any of us have any idea why.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Hentai in a can????……..aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

      geez there are some sick f#cks out there….that is so wrong on so many levels, although i still find it funny ….a furtive perv with a fist full of $1 coins on a street corner.

      Reminds me of all the different types of vending machines in Japan.

  4. nilk Says:

    Elya, I see where you’re coming from, and I’m in absolute agreement on the islam/teenage rape thing.

    I’m also one of the first to arc up on this blog (usually behind the scenes) if I consider a post has crossed the line. Ya, I’m turning into a prude in my old age, and I’m with you on the sex and marriage thing.

    I don’t consider this post to be over the line, however, compared to some of the stuff that’s been posted in the past.

    Regardless, I do find it interesting that when there are calls from islamic people decrying the degradation and corruption of the infidels, they don’t seem to mention the Japanese.

    Carpe called it right… hentai in a can.

    So wrong, but still gets a horrified snicker out of me. (She says as she converts her Klaus Kinski vids to dvd).

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Klaus kinski………whats’s a Klaus Kinski???????, i can’t help but chuckle at the anime cans….so wrong, yet, so funny (in a you dirty perv kind of way)

    • nilk Says:

      Klaus Kinski.

      A remarkable actor who was also more than a little strange. The camera loved him, though, and he’s one of those rare people you can’t look away from when they’re on the screen.

  5. Mr. Bingley Says:

    The Japanese are just…different, ain’t they?

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Mr Bingly – thats why i love going there….always an adventure.

      Hi nilk – Ah Klaus Kinski who did Nosferatu….quite a dark charachter (acting, not pigment)

  6. Angus Dei Says:

    I lived in Japan. I am not surprised by this.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      My favourite place outside Australia……… go skiing out of Hakuba or Shiga Koben (near Nagano), just brilliant.


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