Memo to all VRWC operatives:
Somehow, a few of the top secret illerkay quirrelsay seem to have gone missing. Karl is most unhappy as he was planning on a “bring your own nuts” lefty convention on a certain death island a lovely tropical resort later on this week.
There may be a reward for the first operative to squeal do the right thing and own up for/dob in the persons responsible for this little mess as well.
Mum attacked by killer chipmunk (ok, at least the cover story is holding up).
YOUNG mum told yesterday how she is too frightened to go in her garden – after she was attacked by a “killer” Siberian chipmunk.
I might add this isn’t the first instance of this happening and it’s beginning to look suspiciously like incompetence… and we all know how Karl feels about that…
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