Memo to all VRWC operatives:
Somehow, a few of the top secret illerkay quirrelsay seem to have gone missing. Karl is most unhappy as he was planning on a “bring your own nuts” lefty convention on a certain death island a lovely tropical resort later on this week.
There may be a reward for the first operative to squeal do the right thing and own up for/dob in the persons responsible for this little mess as well.
Mum attacked by killer chipmunk (ok, at least the cover story is holding up).
YOUNG mum told yesterday how she is too frightened to go in her garden – after she was attacked by a “killer” Siberian chipmunk.
I might add this isn’t the first instance of this happening and it’s beginning to look suspiciously like incompetence… and we all know how Karl feels about that…
More below the fold…
I fled mad chipmunk.
TERRIFIED Muriel Long fled her cellar to escape a “killer” Siberian chipmunk.
Muriel, 30, ran to a neighbour’s after it tried to slash her with its claws. She said: “It looked crazed. It MEANT to do me damage.”
I might also add that fingers are being pointed at the Australian arm of the VRWC following the release of the following footage.
TIPPLER Arthur Reeder thought he was going nuts when his can of Foster’s vanished in his garden — then saw a SQUIRREL carrying it away.
Amazed Arthur, 55, returned after spending a penny to spot the red squirrel heading up a tree with the tinnie of Aussie lager.
The electrician, of Newport, Isle of Wight, said: “It started pouring beer down its throat and all over itself.
“It then dropped the tin and hopped off. If I hadn’t got a couple of pictures nobody would believe it.”
So again, just to remind all VRWC members, despite the outcomes of the last few elections, Australia, America, and even the UK are still considered “friendly”. So no more “accidental” releases, or it will result in a few …re-deployments… as Karl told me…