Yes… escaped Siberian chipmunks… not death squad squirrels…


Memo to all VRWC operatives:

Somehow, a few of the top secret illerkay quirrelsay seem to have gone missing. Karl is most unhappy as he was planning on a “bring your own nuts” lefty convention on a certain death island a lovely tropical resort later on this week.

There may be a reward for the first operative to squeal do the right thing and own up for/dob in the persons responsible for this little mess as well.

Mum attacked by killer chipmunk (ok, at least the cover story is holding up).

YOUNG mum told yesterday how she is too frightened to go in her garden – after she was attacked by a “killer” Siberian chipmunk.

I might add this isn’t the first instance of this happening and it’s beginning to look suspiciously like incompetence… and we all know how Karl feels about that…

Karl's personal pet, Mr Snuggles.

Karl's personal pet, Mr Snuggles.

More below the fold…

I fled mad chipmunk.

TERRIFIED Muriel Long fled her cellar to escape a “killer” Siberian chipmunk.

Muriel, 30, ran to a neighbour’s after it tried to slash her with its claws. She said: “It looked crazed. It MEANT to do me damage.”

I might also add that fingers are being pointed at the Australian arm of the VRWC following the release of the following footage.

Any Aussies care to explain this?

Any Aussies care to explain this?

TIPPLER Arthur Reeder thought he was going nuts when his can of Foster’s vanished in his garden — then saw a SQUIRREL carrying it away.

Amazed Arthur, 55, returned after spending a penny to spot the red squirrel heading up a tree with the tinnie of Aussie lager.

The electrician, of Newport, Isle of Wight, said: “It started pouring beer down its throat and all over itself.

“It then dropped the tin and hopped off. If I hadn’t got a couple of pictures nobody would believe it.”

And can we at least keep the pretense of them scampering about, rather than obvious paramilitary training... I mean this is just embarrassing.

And can we at least keep the pretense of them scampering about, rather than obvious paramilitary training... I mean this is just embarrassing.

On a personal note, Paco (PBUH), has asked if we can keep an eye out for his pet, “Voluptua”.

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So again, just to remind all VRWC members, despite the outcomes of the last few elections, Australia, America, and even the UK are still considered “friendly”. So no more “accidental” releases, or it will result in a few …re-deployments… as Karl told me…

7 Responses to “Yes… escaped Siberian chipmunks… not death squad squirrels…”

  1. bingbing Says:

    Serves him right for drinking Foster’s. And on the Isle of Wight? FFS.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Fosters – good squirrel poison, not fit for humans.

  2. bingbing Says:

    This is getting serious now.

    http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/19/engrish-spongy-squirrels/

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  4. yhat guy that laughs so hard he broke the arm chair Says:

    =P cools and funny =P

  5. Gary Breitbarth Says:

    Well someone needs to run this world, it may as well be squirrels. No one else seems to be capable of running it properly. Let animals rule it.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      I welcome my squirrel overlords, and bow before them.


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