Fraulein, Im ready to help…


 
Apparently German men have been voted the worst lovers in the world.  They stink….
 
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

 

Followed by the Poms, who apparently are a bit slack…

English lovers came second because they are so lazy,

English lovers came second because they are so lazy,

 

As for the Swedes, Id actually blame their ranking on the hotness of their women.

while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

More under the fold, see who the winners were!

 

 

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers

 

Who was second?

followed by Brazilians

followed by Brazilians

And a respectable 3rd

Italians!! (as my other half would say, "of course")

Italians!! (as my other half would say, "of course")

 

The list of top ten!

WORLD’S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

 

At least we Aussies beat the Kiwis at something this year!

 

The average aussie males sexual instruction manual...

The average aussie males sexual instruction manual...

 

(Language warning on the video, funny but)

 

Full story here

Posted in Men, Temp, Women. 3 Comments »

3 Responses to “Fraulein, Im ready to help…”

  1. bingbing Says:

    Seventh ain’t too bad.

    One thing but. Exactly what women did they survey who could rank 20+ countries in order? And to think, you’d need a reasonably sample (no pun intended) from each country.

    COUGARS!

  2. Angus Dei Says:

    Americans too rough? Not what I expected. But then, I was born in Canada. LOL!

  3. Samantha Says:

    To be honest, rough, dominating and loud is not a complaint for me. HAHAHAH


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