Plot choices revealed


Why didn’t Darth Vader ever train any Siths of his own? Because they would have had to call him Master Vader.

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19 Responses to “Plot choices revealed”

  1. kylieJ Says:

    Darth probably practised on a stick shift as a teenager and progressed to an automatic in his 20’s.

    Hence, he’s a Darth Vagen.

  2. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Gives feel the force new meaning.

  3. Col. Milquetoast Says:

    Who gets to be a Jedi seems to be dependent on the way someone handles his lightsaber.

  4. Col. Milquetoast Says:

    Han(d) Solo vs. Master Vader

    • bingbing Says:

      No wonder we all look at PrOn now.

  5. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    So if Yoda is bumping uglies does he say – ‘who’s your Jedi…..who’s your Jedi’

    • Angus Dei Says:

      LO-fucking-L!!!

      God, if you imagine that with “the voice” it’s hilarious!

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      you mean “Your Jedi who is? … Your Jedi who is?”

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      From the Empire Strikes Back Yoda adamantly insists “Size matters not.”

      From the original Star Wars one of the X-wing pilots says “Look at the size of that thing.” Later, Luke is asked “Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?”

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      He could aslo go – ‘the force you are feeling……the force you are feeling hi hi hi..’

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      LOL Bravo Carpe!
      As a Jedi, Yoda can use the force to move things without touching them. Handy. And Jedi Mind Tricks could be useful, too.

  6. Col. Milquetoast Says:

    Chewbacca was completely naked throughout the movie except for a bandolier.

    When people see the movie for the first time they almost always have something to say about Princess Leia’s buns.

  7. Col. Milquetoast Says:

    C3PO. I think the image speaks for itself.

  8. The Wizard of WOZ Says:

    I cant believe that in a thread about the disturbing sexual undetones of Starwars, no one has mentioned the disturbing relationship between Padme and Anakin. He was 9 ffs…

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Interesting point, it’s worth noting that padme (as Queen Armidala) looked like a constipated drag queen. Although he did get older and she didn’t? I have no idea what that means.

      I think what is more important is – if you shaved a female wookie would it have a good rack, and, would it look like a nekkid cat?……….curious minds need to know.

    • Nemesis12 Says:

      Carpe Jugulum

      Unless you want a bill for the bleach I am using for my poor, tormented eyes…STOP IT🙂

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      Although he did get older and she didn’t?

      Hopefully, Anakin & Padme are of different species as that makes it a little less creepy. I thought Luke & Leia’s relationship is bad but that is worse. Imagine Anakin telling her “Hey, remember when I was 9 and I climbed on your lap and rest my head on your boob?” Probably, a lot of awkward silence in that household.

  9. bingbing Says:

    Let’s face it, at the end, they’re all hanging out with a bunch of dancing furries.

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      Missing scene from Star Wars : About 300 ewoks say to Chewbacca “You’ll call me, right?”


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