Tiger Woods: “The Whitest Black Boy You’ve Ever Met”

Tiger has terrible taste in women.

He cheated on a Swedish Swimsuit Supermodel with… that? OMFG just doesn’t quite cover it. But hey, at least he has good teeth and is polite, right?

I just don’t get it. Seriously. And, I need to wash my eyeballs out after that.

Ah. Much better. The anti-bleach-blond cure.

H/T Newsalert.

14 Responses to “Tiger Woods: “The Whitest Black Boy You’ve Ever Met””

  1. eggz Says:

    Tiger wouldn’t be the first aspirational ‘black’ man to wed a Nordic-looking white woman … kinda has a trophy aspect to it, non?

    • Angus Dei Says:

      This is a can of worms nobody wants to open, but I’ve read studies, and interracial relationships adversely and disproportionately affect black women and asian men: Black male/white female relationships are much more common than black female/white male ones, and white male/asian female relationships are likewise much more common than asian male/white female relationships. Surprisingly – or not – asian male/black female relationships are very, very uncommon, and they seem to be the, um, “disenfranchised” groups.

  2. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    The bimbo in that 1st clip – uber dumb………….has a voice that could blister paint.

    • thefrollickingmole Says:

      I would postulate the theory that it was neither her intellect, nor her fine speaking voice that was the main attractor for Mr Woods.

      At least he already has a porn star name sorted out.

      The racial aspect is there, but then again it could just be plain old preferences based on a certain “look”.
      Not fond of the blonde bimbo look myself, but a redhead…..grrrr…

      BTW am still flat out at my business here, but if I get a chance Ill post on the worst house in the world… I was in it last week, certain details will be changed to protect the guilty, but lets just say it beats the house with a flytrap mounted inside the kitchen….

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Tiger Woods – Porn name…..shit, how did i miss that!!!! you’re right it wasn’t the voice he was thinking of.

      Haircolour – Has to be black, very exotic (Just like the good Lady Jugulum [the pearl of Japan]).

    • bingbing Says:

      Lady Jugs? Sorry, couldn’t resist.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      PLeeaaasse, jugs of a lady.

  3. onepointsixoneeight Says:

    If the worst thing he got was herpes, then good for him.
    So polka dots are sexy then?

    • Angus Dei Says:

      “So polka dots are sexy then?”

      Um, hmmm!

  4. Angus Dei Says:

    I have the definitive pr0n film title: “Tiger’s Wood”

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      Other titles :
      “7 Girls Over Par”
      “Tiger Woods Plays a 20 Hole Course”
      “Fore! play”
      “Tiger Teaches the LPGA The Consistent Stroke : Grip and Followthrough”
      “A Threesome, a Foursome, and then a Pro Competition”
      “Tiger’s Bump & Run”
      “The Ballwasher”

    • bingbing Says:

      “18 holes with a 1 wood”

    • eggz Says:

      With any luck, he was packing his old man’s genes and not a ‘mini-golfer’ …

  5. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    “Tiger does the back 9”

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