“Hewlett-Packard Computers are Racist”


This is beyond hilarious. Two workmates playing with an HP webcam discover that the facial tracking feature does not work with… “negroes.” Totally unscripted.

I need a hankie to wipe the tears of laughter off my face. Nobody at HP thought, “Hey, we ought to test this with several different races.” They should hire me. My artist-computer interface consultation fees are a flat rate of $25K per project. I might have done this one for a mere $10K.

There is no entropy: Shit accumulates. Everything in the world is impossibly rare, on a universal scale. There is no dark matter; it is stupidity that permeates and connects all things. Stupidity is the only thing in the universe more common than hydrogen. This is yet another proof.

QED

3 Responses to ““Hewlett-Packard Computers are Racist””

  1. Mr. Bingley Says:

    Blair’s Law is proven yet again.

  2. bingbing Says:

    What about Asians and people with deep tans?

  3. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Merry Xmas all you Tizona scamps, i’m heading out for dinner now, so my best to you all where ever in the world you are.

    Oh yeah it’s -9 tonight in Hakuba, global warming can bite my curvy white buttocks.


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