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The ABC interviews Monckton/Rudd pimpslapped…


The ABC’s counterpoint had an interview with Viscount Monckton on the wheels falling off the AGW scam. For those who dont know it Counterpoint is the (very) left wing ABC’s token right wing show.

Monckton does a great job of tormenting the warmenistas in the interview, and his “letter to Kevin Rudd” I will reproduce in full below the fold.

Lets just say Kevin can either not reply and look foolish, or he can reply and remove all doubt on just how foolish he is.

Here is the transcript to the radio interview: Radio

And here is a link to the Audio file: Audio

Now venture below the fold for Mr Moncktons flaying, rolling in rock salt and setting on fire of Kevin Rudd.

Full text under the fold

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New important life saving technology…


From The weird Asia news site comes this important development in life saving gear.

This new device allowed an elderly man to fall 6 stories and still survive…

Unfortunately the device was destroyed in the impact, but not before it saved its owner

Heres a picture taken of the plummeting Airfilled Cushening Object, PACO for short, one of the reporters managed to snap

The manufacturer was unavailable for comment...

Which brings me to this rather creepy story.

Goodbye, Woman; Hello, Dolly!

 

The video is SFW, just….

I know greenies eat crap, but really…


Tim Blair has a look at a Local council which has decided to move to fortnightly rubbish pick ups “for the environment“…  

He then links to a Mr Mark Mann who thinks its a great idea.  

However my unqualified faith in his credentials as an expert is somewhat undermined by this reply to a poster in his comments section.  

“Whether it’s composted or in landfill, it will still decay in the same way and produce the same biological outcomes.”  

Absolutely not, Bob. Organic waste in landfill decomposes anaerobically (without oxygen) and releases methane, a greenhouse gas 23 times more harmful than carbon dioxide. A compost bin allows oxygen into the waste so it decomposes aerobically (with oxygen). This allows microbes to grow and feed on the waste, absorbing most of the carbon and turning it into a rich hummus that both stores carbon in the soil and contains valuable nutrients such as nitrogen that are vital for healthy plant growth.  

There’s a world of difference.  

Mark Mann
Thu 28 Jan 10 (10:32am)  

I might just put this in visual form for the poor chap  

This is Hummus, a chickpea food dish.

Vs

This is Humus, or composted soil.

Id be hoping, that a journo who writes in a blog called “Ecosims” would know the difference.  

So its a clown shoes award for Mr Mann and his spellchecker.

 (yes my own spelling sucks, but Im not a “professional” activist/journo)

MoveOn.disorg: “Bush Deficits BAD! Obama Deficits HOPE! CHANGE!”


Just how fucking retarded are the fucktards over at MoveOn.disorganization? Welp, back in 2004 they made up an ad to “speak dipshitese to power” and protest W’s $1 trillion debt. It was supposed to air during the Superbowl, but it was rejected. Thanks to the modern miracle that is YouTube, though, it lives on.

The obvious question is, how will MoveOn.shitforbrains react to Obama’s much larger deficits?

“After building a true budget baseline, the sobering result shows ten-year deficits of $13 trillion. The annual budget deficit never falls below $1 trillion. By 2019, the debt is projected at $22 trillion, or 98 percent of GDP.”

If they haven’t already made the ad up, well, then they are scum-sucking, maggot-out-of-hell, lying hypocrites… but we knew that already, didn’t we?

Thanks to DF over at The Corner for this gem.

Hi-fucking-larious.

The Incredible Shrinking President


The POTUS took the TOTUS to speak… to a classroom of 6th graders.

Brangelina Returning to Brad and Angelina: Splitsville


There’s over 200 million pounds sterling involved.

“HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal, we can reveal.

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids.”

Just great.

I’m glad I have the sense to know I don’t belong married and that I haven’t messed up the lives of six kids with my self-centeredness.

Celebutards.

Lefty vs Lefty


No wonder it ended so lamely…

Leftist Talk Radio Crashes/Burns: Air America Augers In


EPIC, Epic, epic… FAIL, Fail, fail.

I did a screen cap of the entire letter in case the site goes black.

This is the only thing on their site anymore.

Remember a few short years ago when Air America with Al Franken and a cast of millions was going to take on Rush Limbaugh, tap into the great leftist discontent in the US, and insure Democrat rule for a generation?

BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAaa!

More here.

I Want a Puffin!


Check out the new NASA personal aircraft concept.

“Don’t let the cuddly name fool you; as far as specs are concerned the Puffin is no slouch. Its 12-feet height and 13.5-feet wingspan mean it’s big, but of manageable stature. In theory it can cruise at 150 miles per hour and sprint at more like 300 miles per hour. Since the craft is electrically propelled it doesn’t need air intake, so thinning air is not a limitation, meaning it can reach — again, in theory — 30,000 feet before limitations on battery power force it to descend (clearly the pilot would need a pressurized cabin or oxygen tanks at that altitude, but we’re just talking raw physical capability here).
The Puffin’s range would be the most limiting characteristic, at just 50 miles, but that’s simply a matter of battery density. Batteries are growing more dense by the day, so in coming years that range could be drastically improved.”

No, I didn’t mean this puffin.

But there is a family resemblance, no?

H/T Glenn Reynolds

Oh Dear: Female Bobsled Athlete Too Big for Britches


How epic can a fail get?

What Does Scott Brown’s Win Really Mean?


As always, Adolph sums up the liberal mood best.

These never get old… so long as you don’t understand German, of course.

H/T Glenn Reynolds

Brown/Coakley round up


Some awesome blogger did this bloody good post on the whole shebang. Check it out!

Coakley Vs Brown an observation.


Apparently Keith “Uberdouche” Olberman has had a swing at Scott Brown for having appeared nude (but not tackle out) for a womans magazine a decade or more ago.

Naked dude.

 

If I were a lady Id probably go for the naked magazine dude rather than this one…

My eyes,,,,it burns....

And you blokes made him a senator?

Obama Chooses to be Overshadowed by Apple Tablet Computer


OK, see if you can discern the logic here. This morning, Apple sent out invitations for an unveiling event of a new product on January 27th, which is almost certainly going to be the long rumored tablet; the most anticipated Apple product since the iPhone. More anticipated than the iPhone, in fact.

Then, this afternoon, President Obama announces that he’s going to give his State of the Union Address, also on January 27th.

Now, the Apple event is scheduled for 10AM California time, which is 1PM Washington D.C. time, while Obama’s SotU speech will be at 9PM Washington time – eight hours after the Apple event begins.

Now, I had to ask myself, “Self, why would Obama announce, on the same day Apple announced, an event eight hours later, on the same date, January 27th?” Could he and his handlers be so stupid as to not know that the intertubes will be cooking with Apple Tablet talk when Obama and his Teleprompter take the stage?

mmmmmmmmNo. Probably not.

Then I had to ask myself, “Self, why does Obama want his SotU speech to be buried beneath an avalanche of Apple buzz?”

Could it be that, Obama’s Approval Index sucks, and he wants his SotU event to be off the radar?

Could it also be that, Scott Brown’s polling rocks, and he seems poised to pull the upset of the century by pulling, “Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat” out from under the DNC-anointed Martha Coakley, and that would be a slap-in-the-face referendum on the Obama administration?

mmmmmmYeah, that’s what I suspect.

Unbelievable.

She’s pregnant


No, not Lady Bing. But we have discussed names before. Just not these one’s.

For those who can’t be bothered participating in my shameless link-whoring, couples have started naming their kids after characters in Avatar.

Glad my parents didn’t participate in such moon-battery. Follow the logic. You’d be talking to Chewbacca about now.

Red hot cougars on the prowl….


Quick call the Whhhaaaambulance! A mock ad for NZ airlines has a few of the easily offended brigade up in arms.

The ad is a mock nature documentary on “cougars” , those near mythical ladies of a certain age who’s prey is younger blokes.

The offence is at how the ladies are portrayed as “on the hunt”, but funnily enough no complaint about how the blokes are portrayed as “monkey men”, huddled in a group and scratching in a simian fashion.

Anyway heres the ad, I think its funny myself.

Oh and for those offended, I hope you can produce your offended letters you wrote to this show as well….

Dems now saying they won’t even need Coakley to pass Obamacare


The US Senate needs 60 votes to pass Obamacare. But on Tuesday, they may well lose an election most thought was in the bag. Thus, Obamacare would be lost, too.

But now they’re saying they’ll only need 51 votes using a special process called reconciliation.

Scumbags.

Leftist Shyster Martha Coakley: No Catholics in Emergency Rooms


I’m thinking of starting a solo blog called, “People Who Are Excrement” or “People Who Are Shit.” I can’t decide which I like better. In any event, leftard shyster-politician Martha Coakley would easily make it onto my as yet fictional blog, because she is certainly a person who is shit by every measure of a human being. In a radio interview t’other day, she actually said, “You can have your religious freedom, but you probably shouldn’t work in an emergency room.” This in response to a birth control/induced abortion question.

Take a listen to this amoral mutt.

This POS – Hey, “POS People” might be a good title! – is, running for “Ted Kennedy’s seat” in Massachusetts. Yeah, yeah, I’m a Texan, but I went to college in Boston, so I am watching this race with some interest, and besides, it really does have national implications. Massachusetts is so blue that red blood corpuscles are practically illegal there, so this should be a cake walk for any Phlegmocrap candidate, but Coakley is so shit-suckingly bad a candidate that her Republican challenger, Scott Brown, actually has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning.

Coakley is no newcomer to my Shit List either; she’s been a scum-sucking, maggot-out-of-hell shyster for her entire shitastic career. The article is impossible to exerpt, so you’ll have to read the whole enchilada, but it concludes thusly:

“If the sound of ghostly laughter is heard in Massachusetts these days as this campaign rolls on, with Martha Coakley self-portrayed as the guardian of justice and civil liberties, there is good reason.”

Martha Coakley is a person who is shit, and has been shit all of her life by all accounts. Will she win? Probably, because I’ve met hundreds of “the voters of Massachusetts,” and they ain’t any too smart.

They could be scared into voting for the bitch by her goon squad though. Watch as Coakley operative and Obama appointee Michael Meehan shoves reporter John McCormack to the ground for asking Coakley an inconvenient question.

Here’s the still:

The whore is supposed to be an Attorney General. She witnessed a crime. Will she testify against this Meehan Piece Of Shit? Don’t bet on it, because he’s a leftard fellow traveller.

Is this really the kind of shit you want representing you in the United States Senate, Massachusetts? I must sadly admit that I think it is, because I lived for several years in a condo in the 100 block of Beacon Street, and I’ve never met so many head-up-ass leftards as during that time.

Surprise me, Massachusetts: Elect Scott Brown instead of this Coakley turd.

So why do Americans have their heads up their arses at the moment?


It’s all about health care.

Enchilada.

Doomsday Clock


Trinity Nuclear Test

Kaboom.

The Doomsday Clock (that helpful guide to our impending doom and whether we should be panicking wildly or calmly walking about with a sign that says “We’re All Going To Die! Repent, the End is Nigh!”) has been moved back one minute. The position moved from 5 minutes from Doomsday to 6 minutes from Doomsday. An ICBM takes 20-30 minutes to reach the other side of the world so by their count the world will end well before the first missile warhead explodes.

We’ve been between 2 and 17 minutes from doomsday for 63 years (btw 63 years = 33,112,800 minutes).

Wiki summarizes the reason as “Worldwide cooperation to reduce nuclear arsenals and pledges to limit climate-changing gas emissions.”

The US and Russia have been reducing their stockpiles for the last decade or so but since the last change in the clock in 2007 there has been little progress on North Korea or Iran’s nuclear program, and nuclear Pakistan seems less stable. It seems the world is less stable, but since I don’t have a giant graphic clock or put out press releases no one cares what I think.

If I had a giant doomsday clock I'd include all of the Great Lakes.

In 2007, they set the precedent of considering climate change as a risk of nuclear annihilation, I assume because sweat could cause a slippery finger to slide from the hold button on the phone and accidentally hit big red nuclear launch button.

Kablooie!

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And since Ash was such a hippie


And a greenie…

In rememberance of Ashleah Emery


Never forgotten.

The time stamp is accurate.

Cocaine at the White House?


Preposterous, you might think. But maybe not. The GPS coordinates seem to be matching up.

Read on.

Who Was Miep Gies? She Just Died at 100, and You Should Know


Miep Gies was in the family who hid Anne Frank from the Nazis for as long as they were able. Not only that, but she was personally responsible for saving Anne’s diary, and thereby informing the whole world of this little girl’s tragic end at the hands of her murderous oppressors.

“(CNN) — Miep Gies, who ensured the diary of Anne Frank did not fall into the hands of Nazis after the teen’s arrest, has died. She was 100.

Gies was among a team of Dutch citizens who hid the Frank family of four and four others in a secret annex in Amsterdam, Netherlands, during World War II, according to her official Web site, which announced her death Monday. She worked as a secretary for Anne Frank’s father, Otto, in the front side of the same Prinsengracht building.

The family stayed in the secret room from July 1942 until August 4, 1944, when they were arrested by Gestapo and Dutch police after being betrayed by an informant. Two of Gies’ team were arrested that day, but she and her friend, Bep Voskuijl, were left behind — and found 14-year-old Anne’s papers.

“And there Bep and I saw Anne’s diary papers lying on the floor. I said, ‘Pick them up!’ Bep stood there staring, frozen. I said, ‘Pick them up! Pick them up!’ We were afraid, but we did out best to collect all the papers,” Gies said in a 1998 interview with The Anne Frank House in Amsterdam.
“Then we went downstairs. And there we stood, Bep and I. I asked, ‘What now, Bep?’ She answered, ‘You’re the oldest. You hold on to them. So I did.”

The girl had chronicled two years of the emotions and fears that gripped her during hiding, as well as candid thoughts on her family, her feelings for friend-in-hiding Peter van Pels, and dreams of being a professional writer. Mixed into the entries were the names of the Dutch helpers, who risked their lives to keep the family’s secret.”

Every jew-hating leftard, every self-loathing jew, and every piece of jew-hating muslim filth in the world ought to be beaten about the head and shoulders with the blunt instrument of this great lady’s life and actions.

Godspeed Miep.

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