Brangelina Returning to Brad and Angelina: Splitsville


There’s over 200 million pounds sterling involved.

“HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal, we can reveal.

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids.”

Just great.

I’m glad I have the sense to know I don’t belong married and that I haven’t messed up the lives of six kids with my self-centeredness.

Celebutards.

18 Responses to “Brangelina Returning to Brad and Angelina: Splitsville”

  1. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Anyone to compare this to the Haiti earthquake?

    Cheers

    • Dan Says:

      nah only you thus far sir

    • bingbing Says:

      Read again. Get it yet, Dan? It’s called cognitive dissonance.

    • bingbing Says:

      … being portrayed in a humourous way…

  2. What Is Brangelina | Broadcasting News Says:

    […] Brangelina Returning to Brad and Angelina: Splitsville « The …Brangelina Returning to Brad and Angelina: Splitsville. January 24, 2010, 12:39 pm — Angus Dei. There’s over 200 million pounds sterling involved. “HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed … Read more […]

  3. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    I somehow think that after they part ways, neither will go into a panic when the gas bill arrives.

    Although i do hope the kids get to know both “parents”.

    You are correct JM, this story pushed Haiti off the lead news item on channel 10 in Melbourne, 110,000 dead and rising from the earthquake and this was the lead story.

    Strange times indeed

  4. bingbing Says:

    Wow. Didn’t see that coming!

  5. bushrat Says:

    Shit Eh? Mine was a 60- 40 split. 3 beautifull children and a load of memorys.. No photo of ME,ME ME, in the paper though.. I am am Ugly Barstard BTW.. The dog likes me though. . Reminder, No Milk Today the cow has run away,, Sarc,ish,
    Luck all and a great barbie to You all.
    hmmmm. On Reflection. How does one spell Vegemite in Arabic.? Just arsskisssing? is all?

    • bingbing Says:

      backwards

  6. The Wizard of WOZ Says:

    Please excuse my lack of ‘culture’, but the care factor is pretty much non existent on this one.

    • bingbing Says:

      Well yeah. It was kinda like “The sky is blue” post.

  7. eggz Says:

    So Ange no longer has to take her ‘fill’ of Billy Bob behind Brad’s back?

    /gossip monger

    • bingbing Says:

      So what’s your take on Tim Gunn?

  8. 1.6 Says:

    At least Brad’s not Gay. Ange prefers her brother. Break ups are hard when you love someone and have to leave them because they don’t want you in their life. Makes me want to cry.

    • bingbing Says:

      Don’t cry, GG.

  9. missred Says:

    psst, beef.. they weren’t married
    and in my opinion, it was bound to happen. not surprised at all.
    but then, there are more important things in the world.

    • Angus Dei Says:

      Yeah, you’re right.

      Jeez, the price of cohabitation these days!

  10. bingbing Says:

    When I think “Brad Pitt”, I don’t surmise that with fidelity.


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