Personally, I think this is really for positions in The Department of Redundancy Department. Aren’t all lawyers retarded?
“The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine…
The Department of Justice welcomes and encourages applications from persons with physical and mental disabilities.”
In any event, I think all of the profoundly retarded lawyers are in the US Senate.