Good News: US Justice Department Seeks Mentally Retarded Lawyers!

Personally, I think this is really for positions in The Department of Redundancy Department. Aren’t all lawyers retarded?

“The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine…

The Department of Justice welcomes and encourages applications from persons with physical and mental disabilities.”

In any event, I think all of the profoundly retarded lawyers are in the US Senate.

3 Responses to “Good News: US Justice Department Seeks Mentally Retarded Lawyers!”

  1. bingbing Says:

    What happened? We’re you married to one once?

  2. Laura Victoria Says:

    What do you call a mentally retarded lawyer? Your Honor.

    PS, I’m a fellow wordpresser and just wrote an Associated Content piece on this one, where with much difficulty I had to play it straight up.

    Like your blog, like your style.



  3. Angus Dei Says:

    No, but I’ve been fucked by several.

Well, SAY something...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: