Are you a national treasure and idol of millions of Canadians and millions more worldwide?
Then use an alias when you get arrested for cooking meth.
Defendant: Kevin Halter
( Cook County Sheriff’s Office photo / February 22, 2010 )
Charge: Operating a methamphetamine laboratory
(FYI, his accomplice in the meth lab does not look anything like Rick Moranis.)
Of course, it goes without saying that this may not be the real Doug McKenzie but a case of the Canadian cloning program gone awry.