Always use an alias

Are you a national treasure and idol of millions of Canadians and millions more worldwide?

Bob and Doug McKenzie, eh?

Then use an alias when you get arrested for cooking meth.

Defendant: Kevin Halter
( Cook County Sheriff’s Office photo / February 22, 2010 )
Charge: Operating a methamphetamine laboratory

(FYI, his accomplice in the meth lab does not look anything like Rick Moranis.)

Of course, it goes without saying that this may not be the real Doug McKenzie but a case of the Canadian cloning program gone awry.

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10 Responses to “Always use an alias”

  1. 1.6 Says:

    yes, but what did they stick on the back of the stamp?

  2. Vulture Says:

    Beauty, eh?

  3. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Bob & Doug who??????????

  4. Vulture Says:

    Bob & Doug who? What are you, some kinda hoser, eh? Bob & Doug MacKenzie are from the Great White North, eh.

    Shove off, eh.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Hoser ??????

  5. Vulture Says:

    Oops, I meant to say TAKE OFF, not shove off. How very un-Canadian of me, eh?

  6. The Wizard of WOZ Says:


    Isn’t that what they call North America?

    • Vulture Says:

      Depends. Around 15% of the US population calls it “Mexico”.

  7. 1.6 Says:

    Um, who’s posting next?

  8. Vulture Says:

    The Great White North

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