I annoy Mr Conroy. Australias internet filter.

Mr Conroy is a class 1 dork.

He believes that I shouldnt have the ability to view what I want on the internet, nor should anyone else because I might see something I object to.

I came across this little cartoon the other day, and, following its logic will begin to let Mr Conroy make other decisions for me.

Hmmm what question to ask today?

BTW, the number is correct on that cartoon….

Today I will ask about my sock colours, blue or black.

Please give him a ring and ask your question and post the reply, Im sure they wont mind, after all he knows best.

Day 1:

Flunky: “Senator Conroy isnt available can I help you”

Me: “Black or blue”

Flunky: “Im sorry”

Me: “Black or blue? since Mr Conroy has decided he knows whats best for me I thought Id ask him what colour socks to wear today”

Flunky: “???”

Flunky: “Is there anything else I can help you with?”

Me: “No thats all today see you tomorrow”…..

This could be fun.

BTW Mr Conroy believes small breasted women are a gateway drug to child molestation…. Weirdo.

Also here is his email address, feel free to ask him for more difficult decisions via that method as well.


“I rang today to ask you what colored socks I should wear as it appears you believe you know best for me.

Unfortunately you weren’t in so I asked your secretary and she couldn’t help either.

I find it much easier to outsource difficult decisions like this, is there any chance you could make black socks mandatory with some sort of sock filter. After all everyone knows green socks are just a gateway to multi colored ones and I don’t approve of them.

Thank you.

I will ring and email with another difficult decision I believe you are more qualified than me to make tomorrow.”

14 Responses to “I annoy Mr Conroy. Australias internet filter.”

  1. 1.6 Says:

    ROFLA. I might ring and find out where the one cent and two cent pieces go when they’re round up or down.

  2. Ron N Says:

    I understand that Mr Conroy has become infuriated with BOM and their satellite images of the weather, because some clouds are called mammary clouds, and some even look like tits in the images. The BOM will head up the filter list.

    • thefrollickingmole Says:

      Ha! Nice one.

  3. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    I hope he responds to my email;

    “What should i do when (Lady Jugulum) asks ‘does her bum look big in this’.

  4. bingbing Says:

    Brilliant, mole-ster! I’ll have to ask, sunny side up or over easy…

    Over easy I bet because sunny side up looks like tits, and could be a gateway food to child molestation.

  5. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    email to Senator Conroy;

    Sir, knowing what’s best for me (as you do) i need your advice – which is best, the helicopter, reverse Kanga, front piledriver or the standard misionary position.

    Please respond as a matter of urgency as i only have 1 bottle of wine and the porn is on fast forward (which makes me dizzy).

    • thefrollickingmole Says:


  6. 1.6 Says:

    Dear Mr Conroy, I’m unable to log to my Victoria’s Secret website due to filtering, I’d like to know if you could let log on in America to let me know if their angel corset is more appealing than the lacey pink bra set? Can you let me know the price please?

  7. 1.6 Says:

    Dear Mr Conroy, I’m unable to log to my Victoria’s Secret website due to filtering, I’d like to know if you could log on in America for me on your government web access to find out if their angel corset is more appealing than the lacey pink bra set? Can you let me know the price please?

    • thefrollickingmole Says:

      Well unless your bra size is over a certain size he cant look at it or hell become a kiddy fiddler according to his own standards…..

  8. 1.6 Says:


    Peeches’s bra range won’t do well then. Verdict: Filtered.

    • Col. Milquetoast Says:

      A bra salesman was fired for going topless. Not surprising.

  9. Col. Milquetoast Says:

    I’ll volunteer : Stephen Conroy can forward all of his email to me and I’ll determine if any of it is objectionable, censor when necessary, and then send it on to the final recipient.

    I’m sure he’d feel someone should be doing it.

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