Dear minister #2


Mr Conroy meets invisible head job man.....

Following on from yesterdays email Id like your opinion on what to have with my steak tonight.

Salad or chips?

Again as the government obviously knows best I thought I defer any decision to you.

If possible could you stipulate the vegetables to be used in the salad, and the quantities of each.

But no cheese cubes, I think cheese cubes could corrupt the nations youth and should be banned, can you please instigate some sort of cheese cube filter for Australia.

If the decision is chips then please let me know if wedges, string or normal are best. But no sour cream on the wedges, they are an abomination before God and must be banned.

Thank you, with all due respect….

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9 Responses to “Dear minister #2”

  1. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    I’d go for a steamed combo of baby corn, snow peas cauliflower and broccolinni

  2. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Dear Senator Conroy; K

    Knowing what is good for me (as you do) which is the better option in the boodwah (sic) should i go for the chaps and latex G string or do you think the sequined jockstrap will suffice???

    Again i need an answer urgently as there are some chafing issues that need to be addressed.

    Also which do you think is best; takoyaki with soy or takoyaki with sweet chilli sauce?

    Your prompt response is needed as i am both horny and hungry.😉

    • thefrollickingmole Says:

      Knowing Conroys type hed probably suggest using the latex on your takoyaki and chilli sauce on your chafing issues….

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      That would be both very chewy and you would hear the screams from Pluto (the planet not the dog you sick fucks)

    • bingbing Says:

      Poor Pluto. Already robbed of planet status. Now they’re debating whether it even belongs in the solar system

  3. 1.6 Says:

    Ask him if American beer is better than XXXX or Crown?

    • bingbing Says:

      No need. It isn’t.

  4. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Dear Senator Conroy;

    Knowing what is best for me (as you do), which is it, boxers briefs or bonds? Your response is appreciated as wearing the same undies for more than one day would be disturbing. While we’re at it should i do up my top button? Oh yeh, fish or chicken?

    Thank you for this guidance as i am too much of a dunderklumpen to make these everyday decisions (prick)

  5. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Fish.
    Chickennet stockings are hard on the skin.

    Cheers


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