It appears someone has let the keys to project Baabraa go wandering again.
Farmers near Shrewsbury claim to have witnessed sheep being “lasered” by unidentified light from UFOs.
Oh yeah, ha,ha you know you are only supposed to conduct operations like this near drunk Southerners, whom no-one will believe anyway!!
They have linked the unexplained incidents, where sheep’s brains and eyes were removed, to the mysterious orange lights in the sky.
They have found sheep with “neat holes” while their brains and other internal organs were removed. Other animals have lost eyes or had their flesh “carefully stripped away”, usually on the left side.
Again, the idea is to remove leftist tendencies, not left temporal lobes/left lungs/left sides of bodies! This is shaping up to be a bigger debacle than the die-bolds in the last election.
Remember we want to change leftist minds, not boil them away.