Wronright!!!! Stop molesting the sheep!

Unexplained sheep attacks ’caused by aliens in UFOs’, farmers claim 

The last known image of agent Stoop Davey Dave.

It appears someone has let the keys to project Baabraa go wandering again. 

Farmers near Shrewsbury claim to have witnessed sheep being “lasered” by unidentified light from UFOs. 

Its meant to look like this, a lightening strike!

Oh yeah, ha,ha you know you are only supposed to conduct operations like this near drunk Southerners, whom no-one will believe anyway!! 

They have linked the unexplained incidents, where sheep’s brains and eyes were removed, to the mysterious orange lights in the sky. 

 Look I know we are looking at ways of reprogramming Obama voters, but really, a little more subtlety next time eh?

They have found sheep with “neat holes” while their brains and other internal organs were removed. Other animals have lost eyes or had their flesh “carefully stripped away”, usually on the left side. 

Again, the idea is to remove leftist tendencies, not left temporal lobes/left lungs/left sides of bodies! This is shaping up to be a bigger debacle than the die-bolds in the last election. 

This had better be back where it belongs before Karl finds out....

Remember we want to change leftist minds, not boil them away.

One Response to “Wronright!!!! Stop molesting the sheep!”

  1. bingbing Says:

    More likely it was Dr Evil. You know, “lasers”.

    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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