Tough Titties, I like this magistrate…


A story from my soon to be home town (Only about 10 days before I move).

My fathers business was one of the ones raided by these shits, in the burg they smashed my work computer, fortunately we were able to retrieve all the info on it of it would have cost multiple thousands of dollars.

Any way one of the dickheads who robbed the old man had his day in court, where he asked the magistrate not to inconvenience him in his sentencing.

The magistrates reply?

TOUGH TITTIES!

Magistrate Ed de Vries has told an accused man “tough titties” when asked to schedule a court date around a motorcross event in Perth.

What can I say, its beautiful!

Mr Turner’s defence also said his client wanted to work his court appearances around travel plans to Perth he and his girlfriend had made before he was charged.

Mr De Vries rejected the request, responding with, “tough titties”.

Compare it to this case in the UK, where a magistrate was castigated for calling a couple of scum what they were.

A magistrate who described two boys as “absolute scum” for vandalising Blackburn Cathedral has been warned he could face disciplinary action.

Austin Malloy has been removed from his post as chairman of the bench while he is investigated by the court.”

Because we dont want to hurt their poor widdle feelings do we?

3 Responses to “Tough Titties, I like this magistrate…”

  1. Kaboom Says:

    His Honour (or His Worship) Mr de Vries is so totally, awesomely, completely fucked.

    Not only has he hurt the feelings of the alleged offender, but he has made a sexist comment of “tough titties”.

    He has referenced breasts, and indeed, aged persons’ breasts, in an insensititve and derogatory fashion.

    “Scott Ashley Turner” does not appear to be an Islamic nomenclature, so perhaps the beak will avoid a fatal fatwah.

    However, if it turns out that the alleged offender was an indigenous Australian, then the beak is royally screwed, on two counts of contemptable societal insensitivity.

    Goodbye and bon chance, Mr de Vries.

  2. Mr. T Says:

    Carpe Jugullum likes to suck a cock and dope a coke.. =D

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      How flattering, my own personal stalker.

      Bit of bad luck there son, i don’t bat for the other team & shouldn’t you be back posting on the ‘men who like ghey goat sex’ forum.


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