Darwin, its like that.


Ive been to Darwin a few of times, its bit rough in patches.

But a cabbie knocking back a “free ride”, she must have been rough.

From the NT news… Possibly the best punning headling of the year,

Cabby says no to a fare with woman

 

The 26-year-old lady approached the taxi outside the Parap Tavern around 10.45pm on Boxing Day.

She got into the taxi and asked the male driver, “Do you want to have sex?”

Im pretty sure it wasnt worded quite that way..

The taxi driver who requested only his first name be printed refused the lady’s advances.

“I told her no I’m not interested,” Dean said.

“She then asked me for a cigarette. I said no I’m not giving you any cigarettes and please get out of my car.”

So its a smoke for a poke, and 2 for a screw, whats a whole packet get you?

The lady began swearing, slammed the passenger door and started kicking the cab.

Dean said the lady then picked up a bottle and threw it at the taxi smashing the rear passenger window. Police arrested the lady a short time later.

“It would appear that she was a bit amorous at that time of the evening,” Duty Superintendent Daniel Shean said.

Gotta love the territory coppers..

  

“If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out,” the taxi driver said.

This song  Definitely NSFW

Ugly AND stinky, sounds like Darwin allright.

And how does old Charlie feel about the city named after him??

Charles recants his theory of evolution based on this story alone.

4 Responses to “Darwin, its like that.”

  1. boy on a bike Says:

    I can’t remember the town (somewhere up north), but a mate of mine said the going rate was a six-pack for a shag. You’d have to be desperate – even after a month or more in the bush banging rocks together, he still knocked back all offers.

  2. onepointsixoneeight Says:

    Boy on a bike, did you see my polar bear post here? I’d chew my arm off for a six pack.

  3. onepointsixoneeight Says:

    http://onepointsixoneeight.wordpress.com/2011/01/04/4005/#comment-1525
    This little boy was not made for a six pack.

  4. onepointsixoneeight Says:

    http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://i54.tinypic.com/epknrk.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.vitalbmx.com/forums/General-BMX-Talk,2/SM-or-FIT,1134595&usg=__DazEeUy7JNON5IyFHfL7LWgB5SU=&h=266&w=350&sz=23&hl=en&start=25&zoom=1&tbnid=-mJDziv0K8q4kM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=160&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfat%2Bmen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1213%26bih%3D444%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C604&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=120&vpy=157&dur=16&hovh=196&hovw=258&tx=127&ty=95&ei=NhcjTd2hMIukvgP99PTyDQ&oei=MBcjTff3B4nSuwPQqonRDQ&esq=3&page=3&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:25&biw=1213&bih=444

    Don’t tell me the taxi driver looked like this?


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