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36 Responses to “Whodunnit?”

  1. 1.6 Says:

    I did it. I am sparticus.

    • bingbing Says:

      This is Sparti!!!

    • eggz Says:

      “I’m a beaver” the Neil Diamond/Monkees song (/Shrek theme)?

    • J.M. Heinrichs Says:

      Nice legs.


  2. spot_the_dog Says:

    #3 would be Matt “Not The Cricketer” Hayden of Die, Fluffy Wuffy, Die fame, who ended up having to put a “satire” disclaimer on his blog after his piece joking about WA Liberal Troy Buswell playing Quokka Soccer got picked up & reported as #TrueFact by the MSM?


  3. spot_the_dog Says:

    This is really driving you crazy, ain’t it bingbing?

    Can you not just relax and go with it? 🙂

    • bingbing Says:

      You try teaching a bunch of 3rd grade Koreans when all you can think is “moose knuckles”, lol!

  4. 1.6 Says:

    I am Spartcus! Cheers

    • boy on a bike Says:

      You might be Spartcus, but I am Sparticus, with an “i”.

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      I am Spoticus. Woof.

    • bingbing Says:

      There’s a creme for that, surely.

    • 1618 Says:

      I am the real Sparkles

  5. spot_the_dog Says:

    Derek Sapphire?

    His blog.

    A writing sample:

    Fellow travellers, recently I wrote of the institutionalized hatred of crocodiles (and women) displayed in the right-wing smearing of Julia Gillard. Quite frankly I think some serious attitudinal reconstruction is in order. So from now on I will use the term “crocodile tears” to describe only completely genuine lachrymosity.

    After all, these poor, misunderstood creatures continue to suffer greatly. Some were so traumatized by Cyclone Yasi that “they hid under water and stopped eating“. And we all know who to blame for that aberrant weather event now don’t we, hmm?

    And still, the sliming continues. Take this appalling piece from News Ltd (why am I not surprised?) that attempts to make light of the sale of a saltwater crocodile called Snappy in Geelong.

    Not only was the poor thing imprisoned, but he is now being commodified by having a price attached to his head. Yet nobody weeps for Snappy, do they?


    Derek, too, has a cat.

    Though I’m not sure if its name is Sparkles.

    • bingbing Says:


    • 1618 Says:

      I am sparkles

    • Shelley Says:

      Once Derek had a cat called Sparkles but now has a pet croc that cries real croc tears which he has named Snappy.
      Snappy is of course a tom. And so the circle of life is complete.

  6. Ode to Alene (apols. White Stripes) [Update: ABC moosed] « The Tizona Group Says:

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  7. bingbing Says:


  8. Merilyn Says:

    Now over at Tim’s blog we have a poster, called hmmmm, who has set the cat among the pigeons, coming up with another blog with said lady under a different name, her name on that blog is Marian Roldans, and according to her profile is working as a Nursing Aid in a hospital as late as Jan 17th 2010 and single, which contradicts her other blog.

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      Merilyn, there’s a search engine for images (TinEye) which works on recognition – you just put in a picture, and it searches the Internet for duplicates & close matches. Plug in the URL of Alene Composta’s avatar from her blog [ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AC7BupCuvro/TU4O6271NdI/AAAAAAAAAAw/mFZtf9p_qU0/s220-h/me.jpg ] and see what you get 😉

    • Merilyn Says:

      spot do you mean to tell me that one is a “fake” to?

    • Merilyn Says:

      Sorry spot all I get is her photo, but I’m not that advanced on computers, still learning.

  9. boy on a bike Says:

    We know for sure that it wasn’t Jeremy Sear or Antony Lowenswine, as neither is capable of writing that fluently.

    • bingbing Says:

      Respectively, those writings didn’t have enough legal mumbo jumbo nor enough anti-zionist twang to them.

  10. J.M. Heinrichs Says:



  11. Shelley Says:

    It’s a hoot. Should Green get the boot for allowing such libellous dribble to be posted on our national broadcasting site? I believe so. PPP from one so high up in management. Even for aunty. Great gotcha! material. The genital wart bit was a nice touch.

    • magsx2 Says:

      Hi Shelley,
      Well said, I’m still trying to get over what she wrote about Tony Abbott.

    • bingbing Says:

      Like he’ll get the boot. Not that he shouldn’t.

      Ho hum.

  12. spot_the_dog Says:

    Oh, dear.

    • Merilyn Says:

      Have to say until I read that, had never heard of him……..don’t think I have missed much.

    • bingbing Says:


  13. Alene Composta, we all feel your pain « James Board Says:

    […] even been named by an appalling AmerKKKan commenter on a blog post as having something to do with Ms Composta’s “fabrication”. So I am now an interested party and have a few things to say on the […]

  14. boy on a bike Says:

    Someone has emailed Beck to inform him that Alene Composta is an anagram for “moose placenta”.

    • bingbing Says:

      No kidding. It is too! Brilliant stuff.

      Er, Jonathan?

  15. Rabz Says:

    Greetings all!

  16. Rabz Says:

    Oh, and I’d like another choice in teh quiz.

    E. ‘Barking’ Betty Farrelly slumming it!

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