Who wants to be king of the Bogans?

Nilk will be applying for this Im sure..


General Manager
•        Challenging Leadership role
•        5 year performance-based contract
•        Attractive total remuneration package
My Lord, your subjects await..

4 Responses to “Who wants to be king of the Bogans?”

  1. The Wizard of WOZ Says:

    I’m in. I just washed my favorite flanno.

  2. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    King of the Bogans……………..well i can do a nasty beer fart with the best of them, i could grow a mullet, go on the dole, buy some ball crusher jeans, forget to bathe, loose all my teeth, dismantle a car in the front yard, drink Jack Daniels for breakfast and develop an ugly skin condition.

    But the most important fact remains………………..if the Bogan Capital is in Altona, there is no way i’ll do the biz with Joolya, (no matter how pissed i get), some places man was never meant to go and this is the main one.

    Trust me the shallow end of the gene pool is not for bathing.

    Apart from that i’m up for it 🙂

  3. Rabz Says:

    Don’t laugh, people – I considered contemplating this comfy sinecure.

    But didn’t.

    No one, not even bogans, deserve to be lorded over by the Rabz.

    Too horrific to even speculate aboot.

    Blandberra, on the other paw…

  4. Oh dear me Sarah.. « The Tizona Group Says:

    […] when there were no people in detention. I could announce free cars for everyone in…say Bogan shire, and it wouldn’t cause a government crisis.. Until everyone started to move to Bogan shire […]

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