Our debt ceiling is yet to be raised as the healthcare debate looms large, yet the most important political news of the moment revolves around a Brooklyn representative’s penis.
As Weiner himself noted, “The jokes write themselves.”
I thought Weiner was a little stiff at his news converence.
What’s the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? About 6 inches.
An inch more he’d be a king; an inch less he’d be a queen.
The police investigated whether a penis picture was displayed. The case was thrown out due to lack of evidence.
(Insert the “wiener” joke of your choice here)