A clown made me cry…


Obo is a lyrical guru..

Step 1:Take a nice song listen to it..

Step 2: Destroy the lyrics

Step 3: Make the moles eyes water with laughter…

 

Listen to this song first if you need a refresher, then look under the fold for the laughs…

 

View under the fold for the new “improved” version.

 

Hello piles, my old friend
You’ve come to hurt my arse again
Because a swelling softly creeping
Grew big while I was sleeping
And the vein that was swollen in my arse
My poor arse
Hurts from swollen piles

On porcelain seats I cried alone
Arsehole hurts like shitting stones
‘Neath the halo of a bathroom lamp
I winced with pain and felt my bottom cramp
When my arse was stabbed by the pain of a swollen vein
That wracked my brain
And hurt the ring of my arse

And then my naked arse was sore
Fucking piles are red and raw
Arsehole hurting with no shitting
Bleeding red with such hurting
Arsehole shitting blood and such despair
And I don’t dare
To wipe my sore arse

“Fuck”, said I, “I do not know
Why piles like a cancer grow
Hear my prayers that I might wipe you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of arse pain

And the clown, he bowed and prayed
To the porcelain god he made
And his arse flashed out its warning
In the pucker that it was forming
And the pucker said, “The arse of the clown is bleeding on the toilet walls
And toilet rolls”
And he cried from the pain in his arse

 

I can just imagine Justin Bieber singing this version to his audience…

Posted in Funny. 2 Comments »

2 Responses to “A clown made me cry…”

  1. minicapt Says:

    Cheers

  2. Gregoryno6 Says:

    Willy’s suggestion gave me the laugh I’ve been needing all day.


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