As you know President Obama is scheduled to head for Darwin in Australia shortly.
Darwin is aptly named, its a fairly “survival of the fittest” sort of town, your stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure– in-chief could easily find himself in trouble.
So an Australian insurance agency has offered a 2 for 1 insurance swap, if you lose one moron we will replace him with 2 (offer no good for Bidens, we have some standards).
As a bit of a shameless publicity plug a TIO insurance has given him crocodile insurance for his stay.
TIO has issued one of the Territory’s most high-profile visitors in history with the
most unique insurance policy on the market; Crocodile Attack Insurance.
The policy, which will payout should US President, Barack Obama suffer a fatal
attack by a crocodile, is a standard insurance product offered by TIO.
“TIO has been supplying Territorians with cover against crocodile attacks for
over 23 years,” said Richard Harding, Chief Executive.
“It’s a unique product for a unique environment and we’re excited to be issuing
one of these policies for Obama as a memento of his time in the Territory” he
TIO has had the policy framed and it will be presented to the world leader during
his brief visit to Darwin on Thursday.
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