Full fathom 5 my Slipper lies.


The drama in Canberra has inspired me to discover a long lost poem by one Mr William Shakespere.

Full fathom 5 my slipper lies:

Of his reputation cesspools are made:

Those little turds that were his eyes:

Nothing of him that doth fade:

But doth suffer a Party-change:

Into something stink and manged:

Press gallery hourly ring his knell:

Dong-Dong

Fark, now I hear them,– Dong-Dong, Taxi!!

Original below the fold.

Full Fathom Five

Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell:
Ding-dong.
Hark! now I hear them,–ding-dong, bell.

William Shakespeare

 

12 Responses to “Full fathom 5 my Slipper lies.”

  1. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Somehow Slipper thinks that his rorts can be written off by rolling a turd in glitter and hoping we will pick up the clean end and exonerate him.

    The man is a crook of the highest order and he should be prosecuted alongside shagger thompson.

  2. Onepoint618 Says:

    Slip, slop, Slap ….

  3. Onepoint618 Says:

    Ms Gillard has a North Shore,Welsh butt. And, it’s a big butt.
    Carla Zampatti is a very expensive fashion label. Most ‘average Joe ‘ workers would have to work a week to afford one item. Why can’t she shop at Big W or K mart?

    • Gregoryno6 Says:

      Good to hear from you again, 1.6.

    • Onepoint618 Says:

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/9269038/Photo-of-The-Beatles-walking-back-across-Abbey-Road-to-be-auctioned.html

      Abbey Road

    • minicapt Says:

      http://www.abbeyroadcrossing.com/

      Cheers

  4. evanB Says:

    It’s now a full on class war now. Gillard is starting her class revolution. Slipper is slippery

    • Gregoryno6 Says:

      Jooolya wants a class war, when she clearly has no class whatsoever…

    • Onepoint618 Says:

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143581/How-did-15-year-old-asylum-seeker-slip-net-nearly-kill-foster-mother.html

      How much does Joolia want to pay you to keep asylum seekers? oops

  5. Onepoint618 Says:

    Hi Gregory, ty
    I know why Germaine Greer is infactuated with Julia’s butt.
    A bourgeois pair of Carla Zampatti carbon tax pants or serf stretch, black GST pants from the Big W store, North Shore?

    * too many illegal boats have entered this week. Temporary Visas required

  6. minicapt Says:

    Not enough cowbell.

    … and needs more oomph:

    Cheers

  7. tarik Says:


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