Note To Richard Ryan

Keep up this constant harassment and I will not hesitate in taking legal action.

And you will certainly not do well out of that.

This is a job for PETAman!!!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/23/2311524.htm

At least 30 hungry bears have trapped a team of geologists in their camp in Russia’s far east.

No mention of what type of bears though… wether cute and cuddly polars or fluffy siberian hamster types..

It follows a fatal bear attack on two workers at the same site last week.

And the 3rd bloke hasnt taken off his running shoes ever since..

Hunters are on their way to the remote site to shoot the bears and free the geologists.

NOW is the time for Ingrid and PETA to spring into action and form a human chain around their ursine comrades. Nekkid if they want to.

Reports say that emergency services officials believe that this year there have been either too many bears or not enough fish, but in any case the food supply has been inadequate for the animals.

My guess is theyve found people without guns slow, easy to catch and quite tasty….

mInd you they seem to get away with crap like this…

Not A Very Hard Challenge

Who would like to have at go at telling me any of the at least ten things wrong with this one comment?

Mira Esriel :

30 Apr 2008 9:55:52pm

What concerns me is how unfailingly uncritical Obama’s supporters are of him.

Here in Australia, even in the throws of pre-election Rudd mania, Kevin’s supporters displayed deep cynisim and regarded their chosen head-peice sceptically, reminding anyone who would listen or cared to read how they would hold him to account, critically, if he was ever elected.

I don’t see that with Americans, they just seem to hog in, choose a candidate, and blindly follow in a sort of unthinkable trance.

It is a very strange innocence for a nation guilty of so much, but somehow that is how they are. And no doubt this is how they came to be lumped with their incumbent. Bob with a population so hypnotised – I doubt Obama can change anything at all.

Any hope Obama might offer is no less a mirage than Hillary’s.

From the ever-enjoyable sewer crap from Unleashed.

Cheap Laughs That Will End Up Costing

This comment (from Piers Akerman’s blog) is amongst the stupidest I’ve ever seen.

People like this are easy to laugh at, but they’re going to end up costing those of us in Australia, and to a smaller extent, our allies and friends, a lot.

Muslims Demanding Change… Again

Once again, Muslims are calling for everything in the world to change to suit their ideological desires. The current move is to replace Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) with Mecca Time.

One geologist argued that unlike other longitudes, Mecca’s was in perfect alignment to magnetic north.

This of course, requires us to ignore the fact that magnetic north is constantly changing. But boy, will it be fun watching them move Mecca every couple of years! I wonder if they’ll use something like this? If so, it’s a good thing they’re constantly breeding with goats, because they’ll need an awful lot of them. I digress, however, and back to the article.

He said the English had imposed GMT on the rest of the world by force when Britain was a big colonial power, and it was about time that changed.

I’m thinking, if that’s the criteria for deciding what time standard to use, and it has to do with power, shouldn’t we be using a time standard from the USA? I mean, the same types of people pushing this Mecca-time thing are constantly telling us that the USA has too much power and is always taking advantage and pushing the boundaries, so let’s have fun with it!

I demand my USA time immediately. I expect nothing less from the Big Bad USA. I demand my full oppression! Stop giving me freedom and oppress me! I can’t rely on Australia to do it now we’ve gotten rid of that evil HoWARd.

Melbourne Is A Party Town!

Just heard some stupid bint on the radio:

“Melbourne is quite a party town. It moves from one party to the next.

And so once the Formula 1 Grand Prix leaves town, we move on to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, one of Australia’s best known events.”

Huh?!

What?!

What happened to the Grand Final, the Grand Prix, the Sydney to Hobart Yacht Race, the Melbourne Cup, the Melbourne to Hobart Yacht Race, the Annual Serial Murderer Arrest (Adelaide Based), the Mardi Gras, the Annual Resignation of a Labor Leader, the Moomba Festival, the Royal Shows, or any number of other things that are rated much more highly than the Melbourne Commie Festival?

So far this marvellous celebration of the utterly hilarious has been on for two weeks (19 March to 13 April), yet I’ve barely heard a peep about it. Hell, when I was in the city (last Wednesday), I didn’t even realise it had started, such is the hype and excitement.

Sick But Funny

This is sick, yet somewhat funny. You have been warned.