In Another Absolut World…

Further to this post by Angus Dei, the folks at The People’s Cube have been having some Absolut fun lately…

Absolut Texas

Absolut Deutchland

Absolut Europe 2015

Absolut Texas

In An Absolut World,Texas would still be a republic, and would include half of New Mexico, the panhandle of Oklahoma, 1/3 of Colorado, and part of Wyoming.

Of course, Absolut said they were sorry. No apology necessary: The Muslims will own Sweden soon enough.

Man sickened chugging vodka at airport

Sickened? The damn fool nearly died!

BERLIN – A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.


Next time you dipshit, try one of these  A.M.F.

That should do it, sport.

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