NZ man claims ‘rape by Aussie wombat’


Via Yahoo7

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A New Zealand man has been sentenced to 75 hours’ community service for telling police he was being raped by a wombat.

In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.

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Don’t ask, Angus, don’t ask.

Headline of the Day?


“Kiwi admits to false Wombat rape report”

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UPDATE: NewsCorp’s version – ‘Wombat rape made man speak Strine’

UPDATE #2: So what is it with Antipodeans, substance over-use and wildlife, anyway?

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