Occupy….Frederick?!?!?


I live in a city (and I use the term extremely loosely) named Frederick. Frederick, Maryland, to be exact. Frederick is located 45 miles west of Baltimore, 45 miles northwest of Washington, DC. There are somewhere between 50,000 and 75,000 people who live in greater Frederick/Walkersville/Braddock Heights/New Market. Metropolis it ain’t. In fact, up until the cost of housing in greater Washington pushed suburbia on Frederick, it was considered “the sticks”. Nowheresville. Residents of Frederick are referred to as “Frednecks“. You get the idea.

The Occupy movement, which started with Wall Street, evolved to include many cities in the US, including Los Angeles, Sacramento, Seattle, Cincinnati, Austin, Washington, and others. The main thing these cities have in common is that they are either state capitals or major population centers. And the main thing that Occupy protesters have in common is that they are leftist spoiled kids from the suburbs who think the world owes them a living.

So how do “Frederick, MD” and “Occupy” end up in the same sentence? Behold, Occupy Frederick!

Frederick has officially been occupied.

Members of Occupy Frederick set up tents and hung signs next to Carroll Creek on Market Street on Sunday afternoon in hopes of getting the word out about their Occupy Our Homes foreclosure event in early February.

Fifteen to 20 people braved below-freezing temperatures and trudged through snow in their winter coats, gloves and hats on Sunday, trying to stay warm while building awareness.

Building awareness. How very progressive! [cue puking noises]

I’m rather at a loss trying to figure out how left wing pukes “raising awareness” are going to fare among the Frednecks. Perhaps we Frednecks can raise THEIR awareness. Lessons they could learn include:

“Get a job!”
“Occupy THIS!”
“I got yer 99% RIGHT HERE!”
“Why don’t you ‘occupy’ a bathtub, you filthy hippy maggots!”

And, the one they most need to learn: “We don’t owe you shit!”

7 Responses to “Occupy….Frederick?!?!?”

  1. spot_the_dog Says:

    The #Occupy movement just keeps going from strength to strength. Behold, #OccupyProvidence:

    Occupy Protesters Show Tolerance and Understanding. Just Kidding: They Throw Condoms at Catholic School Girls

    • bingbing Says:

      Charming. Our future is safe…
      :shock:

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      Welp. #OccupySydney latest…

      So there’s that.

  2. bingbing Says:

    Vultch, you should be feeling chuffed that these good souls care enough about YOU to brave the freezing cold.

    Geez, I wonder what the Chinese and Russian leaders are thinking when they sit back and see this nonsense…

    They must be rubbing their hands in glee.
    :-/

    • rjryan Says:

      I love youse guys, in a purely platonic creepy-stalker kind of way. [slightly edited by Admin]

  3. rjryan Says:

    Seriously. I just can’t quit you. [slightly edited by Admin]

  4. Richard Ryan Says:

    I Tebow to your general excellence. And I, too, hope Tim says “Yes.” [slightly edited by Admin]


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