Obama Modifies ‘Yes We Can’ Message To Exclude Area Loser. ‘Yes We Can, Except Nate Walsh,’ Obama Says


“People of South Carolina, people of the world, this is our time, this is our moment,” Obama said before 72,000 supporters at the University of South Carolina’s Williams-Brice Stadium. “That is, unless you live in apartment 3L at 1254 Holden St., you watched Money Train on TBS last night at 3 a.m., and your name is Nate Walsh.”

“I have always said that the change we seek will not come easy, that it will not come without its share of sacrifice and struggle,” Obama continued. “And the last thing we need is dead weight like Nate Walsh adding another 20 or 30 years to the process.”

Added Obama: “God bless the people of South Carolina, God bless America, and fuck you, Nate.”

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