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We’re early, but the Tizona Group are enthusiastic about wishing all our readers, contributors, editors and friends an absolutely fantastic Christmas for 2008, and many more to come.
We’re sure that all our friends have been good enough to get presents from Santa! (…except maybe that Ash character…)
Merry Christmas everyone!
And a happy and healthy New Year!
As most people here know, NORAD has been tracking Santa for many years now. Click here to see an important exclusive interview with CNSNews.com where Santa Claus, the Department of Transportation and the Air Force announce a Christmas alliance. Then, see below for a clip from last year’s NORAD Santa-Track program.
Here are some resources to help you track Santa this year, courtesy of NORAD:
NORAD Tracks Santa – Home Page
Track Santa on your mobile (cell) phone!
Santa Cams are ultra-cool, high-tech, high-speed digital cameras pre-positioned at many locations around the world only on Christmas Eve. The cameras capture images and videos of Santa and his reindeer as they make their journey around the world. Visit to this page on Christmas Eve to see Santa fly!
And yes, NASA is helping out too: “ NASA’s KSC Providing Assistance to Santa on Christmas Eve”
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WARNING! – While you can watch Santa Claus as he starts his journey, you must be tucked up warm and asleep in your bed, otherwise he can’t leave any presents behind for you to unwrap the next morning.
Probe into Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon ‘who turned human fat from liposuctions into biodiesel for his 4×4’
More proof of Blairs law. All the stupidities of the world are combining into one big dense mass of stupidium. At some stage it must reach critical mass …
Bittner wrote on his website: ‘The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel — and I have more fat than I can use.
‘Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly, but they get to take part in saving the Earth.’
Why does this remind me of the old “hitchikers guide to the galaxy” segment where a tropical paradice planet ensures it doesnt lose anything by amputating bits of customers who gain weight…
U.S. business magazine Forbes reported that Dr Bittner used the ‘lipofuel’ to power both his Ford Explorer car and his girlfriend’s Lincoln Navigator.
So by rendering bits of people down into fuel, the good doctor can claim to be an environmetalist? Im trying so hard not to in voke a sever case of Godwins it hurts.
Heres the link to the full story.
So Im not fat, Im just keeping an emergency supply of fuel for when petrol hits $2.00 a litre again…
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