squirrel helicopter


On the results page for a Google image search for “squirrel” it sometimes says :
“Related searches:  squirrel helicopter”.

The results for “squirrel helicopter” are a bit of a disappointment. But fixable.

squirrelhelicopter

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Few things say “keep your hands off my nuts” like a gatling gun.

(Note that two contrarotating rotors eliminate the need for a tail rotor. He’d look pretty stupid with a tail rotor on his tail and the main rotor sticking out of his head.)

2 Responses to “squirrel helicopter”

  1. bingbing Says:

    It’s good that you backed it up with rotor science.

  2. thefrollickingmole Says:

    Ha! the kangaroo ones have better amunition storage….


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