Personally, I think this is really for positions in The Department of Redundancy Department. Aren’t all lawyers retarded?
“The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine…
The Department of Justice welcomes and encourages applications from persons with physical and mental disabilities.”
In any event, I think all of the profoundly retarded lawyers are in the US Senate.
The Tizona Group 
February 3, 2010, 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm
What happened? We’re you married to one once?
February 4, 2010, 2:34 pm at 2:34 pm
What do you call a mentally retarded lawyer? Your Honor.
PS, I’m a fellow wordpresser and just wrote an Associated Content piece on this one, where with much difficulty I had to play it straight up.
Like your blog, like your style.
Best,
Laura
February 4, 2010, 5:15 pm at 5:15 pm
No, but I’ve been fucked by several.