Mr and Mrs Mole go down the hole…

Had my other half out for her first ever trip underground today, she brought her camera and took a few happy snaps which I will post here.

Apparently there is absolutely no chance of her wanting to join me working there, I cant imagine why, its so peaceful and relaxing…

 

Nothing to exciting just a view of an underground mine which most of you surface crawlers wouldn’t have seen before.

 

This is the Portal enternce, all the air and traffic for the mine flows in through here.

Abandon hope all ye who enter...

Abandon hope all ye who enter...

 

A short film clip of driving in the main decline of the mine, a bit of radio chatter as well.

 

Sunday Brunch

Sorry about last week, folks. Anyway, with thanks to Tizona’s own Bridgestone chef, the Wizard of Woz, may we present, er, can anyone think of a decent name for this exquisite morsel?

Please give me a name...

Please give me a name...

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A dip into the minds of the loving lefties. Palin resignation edition.

Ive been on a little look over at the Wonkette blog, a fairly snarky lefty site, to see what they have to say about the resignation of Sarah Palin. Given that’s a fairly mainstream blog you’d expect a certain amount of decorum wouldn’t you?

 

Wrong.

 

amirite?

amirite?

Boy, some of these posters havesevere issues with projection, sexism and odd fantasies.

The article is pretty lame, the comments foul.

http://wonkette.com/409643/so-why-did-this-crazy-palin-lady-quit-the-alaska-governor-job-she-just-started-two-years-ago#more-409643

Under the fold are the “best” I spotted. There’s a heap, Im not even going to attempt to look at the daily Kos, the vileness there would be …special…

 

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Some famous* Che quotes

I just found a couple of famous* quotes from legendary leftist murderer Che today. Please feel free to quote them to any leftard silly enough to wear one of his shirts or call him a hero.

 

Mexicans are a band of illiterate Indians. —Che Guevara, in Mexico.

Mexicans are a band of illiterate Indians. —Che Guevara, in Mexico.

 

The Negro is indolent and lazy, and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent. —Che Guevara, upon returning from Africa.

The Negro is indolent and lazy, and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent. —Che Guevara, upon returning from Africa.

 

We’re going to do for blacks exactly what blacks did for the revolution. By which I mean: nothing. —Che Guevara, regarding the lack of help from Afro-Cubans.

We’re going to do for blacks exactly what blacks did for the revolution. By which I mean: nothing. —Che Guevara, regarding the lack of help from Afro-Cubans.

 

Nice bloke that Che eh?

Looks like kevvie has some competition in the time cover market as well.

Is there any scumbag who hasnt been feted at one time or another in this magazine?

Is there any scumbag who hasnt been feted at one time or another in this magazine?

 

*Famous in this context means makes leftards stick their fingers in their ears and go “la la la cant hear you”….

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Fascinating View Inside of North Korea from a Defector

In what has to be one of the most illuminating looks inside of North Korea ever, a high profile defector speaks to FOX News.

“Now a visiting fellow with the Washington, D.C.-based Committee for Human Rights in North Korea, Kim is described by veteran analysts as the first English-proficient defector ever to escape the Hermit Kingdom.

Trim and sharply dressed, his bushy head of hair dyed jet black, the 42-year-old Kim, once an English professor at a computer college in Pyongyang, speaks polite and fluent English, albeit in a halting style and with a heavy accent.

An interview with FOX News in late June marked Kim’s first with an American TV news channel. Kim recounted his extraordinary experiences working for the Northeast Asia Bank and Korea National Insurance Corporation, where he handled accounts worth hundreds of million of dollars.”

So, this guy had an insider’s view, and here’s what he saw.

“He described two economies in North Korea: one administered by the North Korean Cabinet and nominally oriented toward serving the needs of the people; and a “Royal Court economy,” financed by illicit enterprises worldwide and providing the stream of hard currency that keeps Kim Jong Il, and his cronies, ensconsed in power and luxury.

“Kim [Jong Il] himself enjoys a lavish lifestyle,” said Kim Kwang Jin. “He is giving gifts to his associates: the Mercedes-Benz[es] and whiskeys, first-class room and [air]fare from Japan. Everything’s provided to his aides….Kim Jong Il himself is now ruling the country with [the] dollar, hard currency….Without hard currency they cannot rule the country.”

Kim Kwang Jin described a society in which bankers demand bribes from clients, doctors from patients, professors and teachers from students.

“Everybody tries to make use of their position, their authority…to survive,” Kim said.

The former banker said the regime’s largest source of hard currency comes from the clandestine manufacture and sale of weapons of mass destruction. After that comes the regime’s multibillion-dollar insurance fraud business, in which the authorities stage arson and bogus accidents to collect multimillion-dollar payouts from international banks and insurers.

“The state — Kim Jong Il himself — controls all these funds,” said Kim Kwang Jin. “It is funneled to him. And then he’s using all these revenues according to his regime’s priorities, which are now the missile program and nuclear weapons development.”

Kim Kwang Jin believes the North Korean government has never negotiated in good faith with the United States and its allies at the Six-Party nuclear disarmament talks.”

Is anyone surprised by this? Except the left, I mean. You really need to read the whole enchilada.

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Soaking wet Pussy on Tizonas!!

Get your minds out of the gutter, there’s the other 99% of the Internet for that sort of thing!

Not as good as her lines...but I tried.

Not as good as her lines...but I tried.

 

Sad news the actress who played Mrs Slocombe in the series “are you being served” has died. Mollie Sugden played her as an imperious old harridan with a terrible wig of (usually) coloured hair.

It may seem quaint but her jokes about the terrible trials of her pussy were a highlight of the show. Its kind of funny in a way, they got away with more in the 70’s using innuendo than  90% of the supposedly “edgy” shows today. I dare anyone to watch these few clips and not crack up.

 

 

Here’s a news story concerning her death.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2511589/Mrs-Slocombe-actress-Mollie-Sugden-has-died-aged-86.html

Iranian bastards!

Not the people, the bloody government, if this report is true where does the governments legitimacy come from?

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246296541275&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

As the Iranian authorities warned the opposition on Tuesday that they would tolerate no further protests over the disputed June 12 presidential elections, a report emerged of the hangings of six supporters of defeated candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi.

Not one of this six, no this lady was hung for killing a man trying to rape her.

Not one of this six, no this lady was hung for killing a man trying to rape her.

More below the fold.
Hat tip to Atlas Shrugged

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Om, nom, nom, nom….

Kevin has been off his tucker with all the stresses of life as the PM getting to him. Either that or hes cutting down on snacks between meals.

Found this little piccie over on the Australians website, its from the 23-6-09.

The waxgobblin hard at work!

The waxgobblin hard at work!

Fifty-Five Million Years of… Horses

More proof that ID is for Idiotic Dunderheads.

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Fascinating.

Proof Positive that “Intelligent Design” is BS

The outrageously unintelligently designed… toucan.

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Of course, the toucan might also throw, “natural selection” or “survival of the fittest” into doubt as well. Seriously, the harder I look at this picture the harder I laugh. WTF?!

Michael Jackson (Updated)

Just saw a snippet of one interview where he said this was his most important song, the song we should listen to. Poor man probably died of a broken heart. So here you go, Michael.

UPDATE: [Beef] Tough day, yesterday. M.J. was a guilty pleasure of mine because, as far as pop goes, it was all just so well done. Let’s not forget that he turned the music video – little more than a marketing gimmick previously – into a fifteen minute short-form story telling vehicle.

Thriller, Part 1:

Thriller, Part 2:

And, let’s not forget that Farrah Fawcett also passed yesterday. Yeah, I had a thing for her in ‘77 when “the poster” was such a hit.

farrah-fawcett

RIP and Godspeed to both.

What should be vs what isn’t

This is what we should be having for Sunday Brunch, but with one sitting day left followed by a six week vacation, the slimy bastards will probably get away with it.

H/T

Obama warms relationship with Chavez

Yep. Diplomatic ties are set to be reinstated.

Meanwhile, in Venezuela itself

And all the while, he, er, talks tough on Iran.

H/T Paco

PS Maybe someone should tell the dickheads they’ve spray-painted Buddhist swastika’s on the Jewish governor’s house.

More truisms

In keeping with Kae’s fine work, and with thanks to WOZ, here’s a few more truisms*.

moretruisms

* Thanks, WOZ. I’ll be needing them at the next meeting.

“Unimaginable Horror in Tehran”

“Iran has executed its Tiananmen Square. Baharestan Square has become synonymous with barbarity, cruelty, massacre and inhumanity.

An Iranian blogger (whose URL I will not publish) live blogging from Baharestan Square in central Tehran today captures but brief glimpses of the unimaginable horror that took place today. Bus loads of protesters were stopped and unloaded from their buses by “black-clad police” and literally herded. When the massing was sufficient, as the barely controllably distraught Tehran caller to CNN described first hand, hundreds of the regime’s Basij thugs poured out of an adjoining mosque and commenced a massacre with axes, clubs, guns and gas.

From the live blogger’s eyewitness account:

>More than 10.000 Bassij Milittias get position in Central Tehran, including Baharestan Sq.
>Army Helycopters flying over Baharestan and Vali Asr Sq.
>The streets, squares and around BAHARESTAN (Approx. South-eastern of Tehran) is swarming with military forces, civilian forces, the security motorists
>The croud have moved to the south of baharestan, the situation is bad, the shooting has started
>In Baharestan Sq. in the Police shooting, A girl is shot and the police is not allowing to let them help
>In Baharestan we saw militia with axe choping people like meat – blood everywhere – like butcher

This is the Iranian regime, wading into its own unarmed people and axing them to death, bludgeoning women (seen as the greatest threat to the regime) and throwing them to their deaths from pedestrian bridges. The same Iranian regime whose embassy officials are invited to American embassies around the world to celebrate on July 4th, of all things, a successful revolution.”

You should read the whole enchilada, but be warned: There is a particularly gruesome image of a dead man with an ax wound in his chest.

Also, the Iranians have been uninvited from the July 4th celebrations. I’m still pissed that these pieces of shit were invited in the first place.

I posted in a blog comment a few days ago that unless the Iranian protestors overran police and military positions and armed themselves, they would eventually be slaughtered. Sometimes I really hate being right all the time.

So, the masque is off the mosque vis-a-vis the Iranian thugocracy now, so what will happen next? I’m not sure yet, but my outlook is not sanguine. The Mullahs obviously read the Chi-com text book, and what worked for the communist thugs may very well work for the Islamist thugs too.

Unarmed populations seldom succeed at revolution, which is why being armed is a fundamental human right. As Aristotle said, “The true measure of a people’s freedom is whether they are armed or not.”

H/T Glenn Reynolds, who has some PJTV video at the link.

UPDATE: Much more at Gateway Pundit via Jawa Report.

History made

We’ve done it!

Unprecedentedly, Queensland, the Maroons, have secured four strait Origin series wins. But full credit to the Blues. They kept us on the back foot most of the second half. But Slater’s kick, Lockyer’s shove, and Cameron-after-captaining-last-year-Smith’s brilliant pick up shot the musket.

Brilliant, boys!

GO QUEENSLANDER!!!

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Life Imitates Python.

Oh dear. I guess I don’t need to worry about Gen Y any more.

Pensioners torture financial adviser
Yahoo!7 June 24, 2009, 4:40 pm

A financial adviser has barely escaped with his life after being beaten and held hostage for four days by a gang of old-age pensioners.

American James Amburn was beaten until his ribs broke, burnt with cigarettes and hit with a Zimmer frame by the gang of five pensioners furious that he’d lost their £2 million ($4.1 million) savings.

Living in Germany, Mr Amburn was ambushed as he left a cafe and driven in the boot of an Audi to a house, where he was dumped in a cellar.

“I was jumped from the rear and struck,” he told UK tabloid The Sun.

“Then they bound me like a mummy with masking tape. It took them quite a while because they ran out of breath.”

In four days, the pensioners fed him just two bowls of soup, burned him with cigarettes and threatened to kill him “again and again”, angry that he had invested their money in a failed Florida property scheme.

He escaped once but was recaptured and beaten until his ribs broke.

Mr Amburn was eventually rescued after convincing his captors to let him fax a Swiss bank in an attempt to get their money.

He left a note for police at the bottom of the fax and armed cops stormed the house in Bavaria on Saturday.

The “Furious Five” as they have been dubbed, face 15-year sentences for hostage-taking and torture.

Best Iran Protest Roundup: Tom Gross

I’ve been posting inane, funny stuff, mostly because other blogs are covering Iran so well. I’m just not equipped to do that. One of the best one-stop shopping roundups I’ve come across is at Tom Gross’ Mideast Media Analysis. Lots of video and the best analysis out there, IMO.

You could spend an hour there, and you should.

Epic Fail: Lost in Translation

I’m wondering if BingBing had anything to do with this.

cunt-examination

“Shawn was Only Seventeen Years Old…

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Obama Socks

smellobama

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Why the Soviets Lost the Cold War

No comment necessary.

Sunday Brunch

In Korea, there’s a phenomenon known as ‘anju’, which means side dish, meaning you can’t just walk into a Korean establishment and start plugging away the soju. Koreans eat when they drink as opposed to grabbing a 3am kebab. Side dishes usually involve some kind of funky kimchi, or dried anchovies, maybe some tofu soup. Consequently, you can usually find bingbing at Burger King (aka Hungry Jacks) around 8am Tizona time on a Sunday. Hence, afterwards, any 11am Sunday Brunch would probably have to be a side dish, so to speak.

Some of you may have guessed the Tizona’s Sunday brunches are scheduled, not posted live, as apart from last weekend when my wallet was lifted, there’s no way in hell I’m up at that ungodly hour (11am Tizona time… 9am Korean time [either way]) on a Sunday.

Anyway, in the spirit of side dishes and Koreans occasionally getting things right, Tizona’s presents, with special thanks to bing’s Korean girlfriend who alerted him to it, today’s Sunday Brunch! Praise Jesus!

sidedish

Yes, that photo was taken in Korea (you can tell by the viser cap, second from the left)… probably not in the North, though.

UPDATE!

The Sunday Shooter!

What the Fuck is Wrong with Ron Paul?

Ron Paul, “libertarian heartthrob,” mister “Re-love-ution” himself, was the only congressman to vote against a resolution supporting the Iranian protestors.

“The House overwhelmingly approved a resolution Friday in support of Iranian dissidents as that country’s top cleric warned protesters to end demonstrations.

The resolution was approved in a 405-1 vote, with two members voting present. Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) was the only lawmaker opposed to the resolution. Reps. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) and David Loebsack (D-Iowa) voted present.”

Of course, Keith Ellison (D-Mecca) voting present is no surprise, as he’s the only (openly) Muslim congressional tool, and I know nothing about David Scrotesack other than that he’s a leftard butt-plug, but Ron Paul? Seriously, what is his major malfunction?

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$423,500.00 to Study why Men Don’t Like Condoms

Okay, this is a good example of idiotic government spending.

“The federal government is spending $423,500 to find out why men don’t like to wear condoms, a project government watchdogs say is a nearly-half-a-million-dollar waste of taxpayer money.

Researchers at Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute, with funding from the National Institutes of Health, are investigating why “young, heterosexual adult men” have problems using condoms. The study will include “skill-based intervention” to teach grown men how to use protection.

The first phase of the two-year study will be a simple Q&A, but doctors say the second phase will plumb uncharted territory.

“The second phase involves a laboratory study, and focuses on penile erection and sensitivity during condom application,” reads the abstract from Drs. Erick Janssen and Stephanie Sanders, both of the Kinsey Institute.

“The project aims to understand the relationship between condom application and loss of erections and decreased sensation, including the role of condom skills and performance anxiety, and to find new ways to improve condom use among those who experience such problems.”"

Let me make this easy for you:

1] Men don’t like to wear condoms because they totally destroy the best sensations of sex.

2] Men don’t like to wear condoms because putting them on ruins the moment.

3] Condoms don’t work at all for uncircumcised men – that would be me.

Now, I’ll settle for just 10% of that money, so write me a check for $42,350.00 please.

Here is the most useful thing a guy can do with a rubber.

condom-being-inflated-over-mans-head