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FBI opens investigation of Roger Clemens. Well for Christ Sakes. This Nation has Murderers, Rapists, Terrorists (both domestic and foreign) and the FBI and Congress go after Sports People.

The inquiry announcement came one day after two leaders (one of whom is Henry Waxman, Lefty and a second opinion,  the ugliest son of a bitch in Congress) of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee asked Attorney General Michael Mukaseyto investigate Clemens. The probe could result in charges against Clemens of perjury, making false statements or obstruction of justice. Lawmakers did not ask for a similar investigation of McNamee.

 Yes, I do know perjury, especially to any of the 535 Bozo’s we have in Washington D.C. is not only serious, but stupid. 

Yes, we have purists in every field, including the Sports field, to these I say Babe Ruth used “performance-enhancing drugs”. One, alcohol. Two, women.

Professional and no doubt SOME College athlete’s use those. It’s called making money, or trying to make that money. It seems, they damn near always have USED.

My point here is…STOP sending my money on minors, when it should be spent on majors…Like Murderers, Rapists, Terrorists and I might add, most of the ass-hats that are sitting in Congress, wasting OR stealing my money.

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UPDATE:

Astros Will Honor Clemens’ Contract

AP

USS Cole on a mission…Other headlines as well. Aussies, with Kevni in, how do you think those “defense ties”, will go?

  

  

  

  

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Andrew Bolt’s Prejudice Test

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American Hot Rod Legend Boyd Coddington has Died

The great American Hot Rod and reality TV legend, Boyd Coddington, has died, aged 63.

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When Skippy Is King…

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