Slide Show…. Sniper.

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Best. War. Porn. EVAH!

Dr. Rusty Ramshackle Ford, one of those filthy little Sand People I like over at The Jawa Report has posted…

Thee. Most. Amazing. War. Porn. Video. In History.

Since we can’t embed LiveLeak vids here, I thought I’d, you know, go ahead and link to him instead of ripping him off… like I usually do.

So, if you like the smell of burnt jihadis over a cold beer as much as I do, go on over an watch through the gun camera as we kick some terrorist ass. The movie score soundtrack really makes it a work of art.

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Proof that liberals can’t cope

Jon Ham raises a good point in his blog today:

Even a rich, liberal, Ivy League-educated wife of a possible future president is a basket case:

“I wake up every morning wondering how on earth I am going to pull off that next minor miracle to get through the day. I know that everybody in this room is going through this. That is the dilemma women face today. Every woman that I know, regardless of race, education, income, background, political affiliation, is struggling to keep her head above water.” (Michelle Obama, April 2007)

What is it that makes lefties emotional cripples? I see on my community listserv, which is inhabited mostly by lefties, that people use the word “grieve” at the drop of a hat. When a neighbor’s dog or cat goes missing they profess to grieve. When a favorite store closes they say they are grieving. Get a grip people! Count your blessings instead of bitching and whining.

When I “grieve” it’s because a relative or a friend died. Not because somebody didn’t have sense enough to keep their dog in the yard, or some “green” business went bust. All this reminds me of a great bumper sticker from a few years ago: “Annoy a liberal: Work hard and be happy.”


UPDATE: from 2004, a good piece on Dystopian Populism – something our Labor Party specialises in. Your life stinks, there’s nothing you can do about it, and the only way things will get better is if you elect me.”

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It’s true: the Iranians are officially crazy.

– A 70-year-old man has been sentenced by an Iranian judge to four months in jail and 30 lashes for going out on the street with his dog.

The incident took place in Shahr Rey, a suburb of Tehran when the owner of the dog was caught by a police who quickly handcuffed the man. He was later charged by an Islamic judge for “disturbing the public order”.

We are a dog-loving (and cat-loving) nation. I’ve always been a dog person myself, not that I have anything against cats (had a couple when I was a kid), but my mother and husband never liked them, so I’ve restricted myself mainly to dogs. Come Judgment Day, if St. Peter doesn’t let the dogs in through the Pearly Gates, then I don’t want to go either. They are loyal, loving, and honorable.

So, this news item alone condemns the Mad Mullahs to hell, IMO.

(h/t the ever entertaining Maggie’s Farm)

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FOX News Poll: Obama Has Slim Edge Over McCain, Half Would Never Vote for Clinton

If American voters were casting their ballot today, Democrat Barack Obama would have a slight advantage over Republican John McCain in the race for the White House, while McCain would narrowly edge out Hillary Clinton, according to the latest FOX News poll.

We cannot let someone with a middle name of Hussein, be come President of this countryYou fuck Republicans and middle ground Democrats let this happen…you will never, ever forget this…Of that you can be assured!


We cannot be lead, by a man, whose wife…JUST FOUND OUT SHE IS PROUD TO BE, IN THIS NATION!

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Here’s the Presser and Video of the Satellite Shoot-Down

This is amazing, “we’ve seen nothing larger than a football.” LOL!

The kinetic warhead that hit the satellite is not explosive: It’s designed to destroy incoming missiles by simply slamming the shit out of them multiple times. It looks to all the world that they made a direct hit on the hydrazine tank, though they won’t say that with 100% certainty. This is doubly amazing because the satellite was travelling several times faster than the warheads the missile was designed to destroy.

Hey Vlad, how the fuck ya feelin’?

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Monday 26 March

8:00 pm AEDST

It’s Earth Hour!

Make sure to stock up on powerboards and extension cords to increase your carbon footprint!

Fairness and Equity in Australia and the US

Soon Australia may not be the only country with a leader who picks at their orifices and chows down.


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An Eternal Truth


Via He Who Frollicks Underground

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Remember, I’m just the Messenger

It’s the Frollicking Mole you should punish for this.

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Gifts from The Frollicking Mole

Don’t shoot me, I’m just the messenger!

Remember, I’m really only the messenger!

Please don’t hurt me!

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This is how it’s done.

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Australia ÷ Kevin: Bashing non-Aborigines into ‘Sorryness’

From the Northern Territory News:

PRIME Minister Kevin Rudd’s national apology to the stolen generation has sparked a spate of racial violence in Darwin.

Five people had to be admitted to hospital after one brawl. The Caucasian men were attacked by a group of 10 Aboriginal men, who demanded that their victims “say sorry”.

A 28-year-old Territory woman watched helplessly as her friend was king-hit and kicked to the ground outside a Darwin 24-hour eatery on Sunday morning. She said three men ran at them from across the road, when they looked at the group yelling at two women.

“They just started king-hitting him. They got him on the ground and then two others came over and started kicking him,” she said.

“They kept screaming that we were not sorry at all – ‘Say sorry to us’. You just couldn’t stop them.”

The woman said three more men grabbed another Caucasian man and punched him in the middle of Smith St.

“That’s when I called the police. He managed to roll into the gutter but they kept on kicking him,” she said.

They and her friend ran to the Mitchell St police station, where they met up with other victims of the racial attack.

“The police officer said since the sorry apology on Wednesday, it had been completely out of control.”

The woman said there were four other victims of racial violence in the emergency room at Royal Darwin Hospital. Her friend had fractured ribs and bad bruising. Others had head injuries and bruises.

Ah, Kevin. So glad you decided to “build a bridge” between those poor oppressed Aborigines and us evil oppressors with your Big Sorry Circus. Saying $orry just solves everything, don’t it?

Not that it will stop things like this (“you white cunts are in for a bashing”) and this (“Yeah! Just bashed a white cunt!”) from happening, but at least you’ve entrenched in everyones’ minds that we third-class non-Aborigines actually deserve this sort of treatment.

T-shirt, anyone?

–NT link via Andrew Bolt reader

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I Love Race Car Drivers!

Sports Illustrated has 44 pics of the gorgeous Indy Car driver Danica Patrick for their Swimsuit 2008 feature posted. Yes, I viewed them all! Enjoy, boys.



I remember when she first hit the scene, some of the male drivers were bitching because she weighs less than a hundred pounds: They thought her car should have a weigh penalty. Bunch of… er… pussies.

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Who’s Psyched about the PEKING Olympics?


Not me. Not Steven Spielberg. Not the Dutch.

I foresee problems galore, and think the IOC fucked up big time by giving the 2008 Summer Games to the Chi-coms.

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More creatures big & weird discovered in Antarctic waters

I blame Global Warming.

bigweirdstuffantarctica.jpgSYDNEY, Australia — Scientists investigating the icy waters of Antarctica said Tuesday they have collected mysterious creatures including giant sea spiders and huge worms in the murky depths.

Australian experts taking part in an international program to take a census of marine life in the ocean at the far south of the world collected specimens from up to 2,000 meters (6,500 feet) beneath the surface, and said many may never have been seen before.

Some of the animals far under the sea grow to unusually large sizes, a phenomenon called gigantism that scientists still do not fully understand.

“Gigantism is very common in Antarctic waters,” Martin Riddle, the Australian Antarctic Division scientist who led the expedition, said in a statement. “We have collected huge worms, giant crustaceans and sea spiders the size of dinner plates.”

The specimens were being sent to universities and museums around the world for identification, tissue sampling and DNA studies. “Not all of the creatures that we found could be identified and it is very likely that some new species will be recorded as a result of these voyages,” said Graham Hosie, head of the census project.

VIDEO: Giant Sea Spiders

In a related news piece in National Geographic, this rather odd-looking fish was also recently discovered in Antarctica (and promptly named after the discoverer’s fiancé — ouch.):

February 19, 2008—This otherworldly creature was among a haul of strange new fish trawled from the bottom of the oceans of Antarctica. weird-fish-antarctica.jpg

The eelpout Pachycara cousinsi is one of six previously unknown deep-sea fishes caught at depths of 2.8 miles (4.5 kilometers) during a British research expedition to the remote Crozet Islands in the Indian Ocean between Antarctica and Africa.

Team member Nicola King of the University of Aberdeen, Scotland, recently announced the new species.

P. cousinsi is known from just a single, 1.35 foot (41 centimeter) long specimen caught during the 2005 to 2006 voyage. King named the fleshy-lipped species in honor of her fiancé, geophysicist Michael Cousins.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” the marine biologist said.


Related posts here at Tizona’s: Global warming could bring sharks to Antarctica; Wobbegongtastic! Two new species of shark found in Western Australia

Curse You, Global Warming!


UPDATE:  Welcome to our friends from Žvejo Tribūna!

Newspaper Revisits Old Rumors in New McCain Profile…Let the stupid ass games, begin..

John McCain’s campaign lashed out Wednesday at a new report in The New York Times alluding to the Republican presidential candidate’s relationship with a female lobbyist.

The article, to be published in Thursday’s edition of the Times but released the day before on its Web site, revisits rumors spread during McCain’s 2000 presidential campaign and tries to wipe the sheen off the Arizona senator’s record as an anti-special interest crusader, McCain campaign communications director Jill Hazelbaker said

“It is a shame that the New York Times has lowered its standards to engage in a hit and run smear campaign,” said Jill Hazelbaker, the McCain campaign’s communications director. “John McCain has a 24-year record of serving our country with honor and integrity. He has never violated the public trust, never done favors for special interests or lobbyists and he will not allow a smear campaign to distract from the issues at stake in this election.”

Ahhh yes…The New York Slimes. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet….Wait until the rest of these Leftist rags, jump into the fray.

The rest at….Fox News

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