March, already?

Not a minute too soon. I’ve been stocking up on sun tan oil for just this moment:

At your service, Miss Elise.

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Ladies And Gentlemen of The Jury. I ask but one simple question…

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Is this, or is this NOT, SPAM?

(ummm, that’s not two  questions, is it?…Like I mean..The damn thing is in all one..forget it)

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Bush lied, and, he used to put firecrackers up the anuses of frogs!!!!!

Okay, it’s finally happened. After dozens of comments such as “you owe me a new keyboard” to people whose comments seriously made me laugh out loud, it’s actually a true fact. I was drinking my Breakfast Pepsi® and reading Bolt’s blog when I came across this comment in a thread about how Bob Geldolf had recently praised George W Bush’s efforts in Africa, saying, “He’s a very likable fellow… He’s curious and quick… His administration has saved millions of lives.”

Resident Blog Idiot Julien of Brisbane countered with this fatal, Pepsi-out-the-nose, analysis:

I’m not so sure, as a teenager Bush used to put fire crackers up the anuses of frogs and they would explode he and his mates would get a good laugh out of it. Getting pleasure from animal suffering are signs of a psychopath or perhaps a sociopath “likeable fellow” just ask any psychiatrist /psychologist, as they say

“ animal cruelty/human cruelty two partners in crime”

Another saying comes to mind

“as long as their are slaughterhouses their will be killing fields”

Sat 01 Mar 08 (11:13am)

Bloody Hell, fire crackers up frog anuses? My keyboard is sticky-ing up even as I type…

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The Detective Returns

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First Sioux to Receive Medal of Honor. It’s about DAMN TIME, for Christ Sakes!


WASHINGTON – During the final allied offensive of the Korean War, Master Sgt. Woodrow Wilson Keeble risked his life to save his fellow Soldiers. Almost six decades after his gallant actions and 26 years after his death, Keeble will be the first full-blooded Sioux Indian to receive the Medal of Honor.

The White House announced this morning that Keeble will receive the Medal of Honor posthumously in a ceremony scheduled for 2:30 p.m. March 3.

Keeble is one of the most decorated Soldiers in North Dakota history. A veteran of World War II and the Korean War, he was born in 1917 in Waubay, S.D., on the Sisseton-Wahpeton Sioux Reservation, which extended into North Dakota. He spent most of his life in the Wahpeton, N.D. area, where he attended an Indian school. In 1942 Keeble joined the North Dakota National Guard, and in October that year, found himself embroiled in some of the fiercest hand-to-hand combat of World War II on Guadalcanal.

The Sioux have a word for that kind of bravery, according to Hawkins – wowaditaka. “It means don’t be afraid of anything, be braver than that which scares you the most.” Keeble personified the word according to fellow Soldiers, and earned the first of four Purple Hearts and his first Bronze Star for his actions on Guadalcanal.

Following the third assault and subsequent mortar and artillery support, the enemy sustained casualties among its ranks in the open trenches. The machine gunners in the pillboxes however, continued to direct fire on the company. Sagami said after Keeble withdrew the 3rd platoon, he decided to attempt a solo assault.

“He once told a relative that the fourth attempt he was either going to take them out or die trying,” Hawkins said.

“Woody used to tell people he was more concerned about losing his men than about losing his own life,” he added. “He pushed his own life to the limit. He wasn’t willing to put his fellow Soldiers’ lives on the line.”

Armed with grenades and his Browning Automatic Rifle, Keeble crawled to an area 50 yards from the ridgeline, flanked the left pillbox and used grenades and rifle fire to eliminate it, according to Sagami. After returning to the point where 1st Platoon held the company’s first line of defense, Keeble worked his way to the opposite side of the ridgeline and took out the right pillbox with grenades. “Then without hesitation, he lobbed a grenade into the back entrance of the middle pillbox and with additional rifle fire eliminated it,” Sagami added.

Thank you, Master Sgt. Woodrow Wilson Keeble. Your gallantry, is unmatched…..Rest In Peace.

THE above, is being a true hero, John F. Kerry.

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Toxin ricin found in Las Vegas hotel room…HEY, I always carry a vial…LOL.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Ricin, a deadly poison, was discovered in a hotel room in Las Vegas but officials don’t believe the incident is terrorism related, media reported on Friday.

Las Vegas police were called to an Extended Stay America Hotel on Thursday after a suspicious substance was found in one of the rooms, the reports said.

Preliminary tests indicated the substance was ricin, which can be deadly even in small quantities. Results from further tests were expected later on Friday.

Homeland Security and the FBI are investigating along with the Las Vegas police. “This event does not appear to be terrorism related,” FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said in a statement.



Man critical after ricin find in Vegas


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Report: Black Superdelegates Supporting Clinton Face Harassment

Black superdelegates supporting Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination say they are facing intense harassment from other blacks who want them to switch their support to Barack Obama

“African-American superdelegates are being targeted, harassed and threatened,” Rep. Emanuel Cleaver II told, describing the threats as coming in the form of “nasty letters, phone calls, threats they’ll get an opponent, being called an Uncle Tom.”

Cleaver, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus and a Clinton supporter, called it “the politics of the 1950s. … A lot of members are experiencing a lot of ugly stuff. They’re not going to talk about it, but it’s happening.”

Rep. Diane Watson, D-Calif., also a Clinton backer, said she, too, was the recipient of similar attacks, Politico reported.

“I’ve gotten threatening mail. … They say, ‘Your district went 61-29 [percent in favor of] Obama and you need to change,’ ” Watson said, adding that she would not: “I would lose my seat over my principles.”

The pressure has increased in recent days after Georgia Rep. John Lewis, a black civil rights icon, switched his support from Clinton to Obama.

Is this what is meant by the term used in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan….”Tribal Warfare”? OH wait…That’s right. This is the same tactic used on Condi Rice, Robert Steele, Ward Connerly, Colin Powell, Shelby Steele, etc, etc.. We see you Harry Belafonte, you can run, but you cannot hide.

Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day,
He say day, he say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wanna go home

Fox News

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Update: Language barrier scuppers walker


A man who planned to walk from Bristol to India without any money has quit, after getting as far as Calais, France.

Mark Boyle, 28, who set out four weeks ago with only T-shirts, a bandage and sandals, hoped to rely on the kindness of strangers for food and lodging.

But, because he could not speak French, people thought he was free-loading or an asylum seeker.

He now plans to walk around the coast of Britain instead, learning French as he goes, so he can try again next year.



Tim Blair

At least next time, he’ll just mooch his ass around England. That is until someone says…Piss Off, Bloke and kicks his ass.

UPDATE by Spot:  Background – this is an update to “Moonbat to walk from England to India…”  here.

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Cribs Recalled for Faulty Railing

The horror.

“The 24,000 Indonesian-made cribs were recalled for putting children at risk of falling out. The cribs, imported by Munire Furniture Inc., have improper brackets that don’t allow their mattresses to be fully lowered. This could allow children inside the crib to crawl over the railing and fall.”

I have the perfect fix:


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Jimmy Kimmel Tells Sarah Silverman: I’m Fucking Ben Affleck

Here’s Jimmy’s response.

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Rudd’s Report Card

Make sure to read Kevni Rudd’s report card for his first 100 days in office, for the height of both bullshit and hilarity.

First 100 days.pdf

First 100 days.doc

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