‘Most Prolific Mom’ Gives Birth to 18th Child

ABBOTSFORD, British Columbia — A Romanian immigrant gave birth to her 18th child in British Columbia, making her the province’s most prolific mother in 20 years.

Proud dad Alexandru Ionce said Saturday that his 44-year-old wife, Livia, gave birth on Tuesday. Their daughter Abigail weighed in at seven pounds, 12 ounces (3.5 kilograms).

the rest at Fox News

Ummm, Alexandru, kinda’ give Livia a break, huh? I know you love children (pointing to the obvious, he says) but Geez.

Ever hear of Groucho Marx? Well old Groucho one of the absolutely hilarious Marx brothers, (of filmdom)always had his trademark cigar in his mouth. Groucho also had a TV show called, “You Bet Your Life”.

He had a contestant on his show that was eerily similar to you and Livia, one time…loads of kiddies.
Groucho…with his lightning wit said: I love my cigar, but every once in a while, I take it out of my mouth.

Give it some thought, Alexandru.

I’m sorry I can’t take your call..

Paco’s place

Women try to open door mid-flight. The women had then said they wanted to open the door to get “some fresh air” into the plane…DUH!

The women, aged 26 and 27, were drinking heavily and had to be held in their seats by security staff until the plane landed in Frankfurt.

Really?

More at the BBC

Starting a Business: It’s Never Too Late by Michael S. Malone.

Bits:

At age 54, I’ve just started two companies.

And what I’ve already learned from the experience is that not only am I more suited for the task now than I was at 27 or 38, but that the world of entrepreneurial start-ups is now much more suited for me. And for you.

Now I’m in the sixth decade of my life and suddenly I find myself, after all these years, starting not one, but two, companies. Why? Opportunity, that single most important motivator (after a perpetual quest for personal freedom) that drives entrepreneurs.

Economic downturns, like the one we are in right now, are the very best times to start new companies. The competition is distracted, talent is readily available, and you’re not doing anything anyway. And so I suspect there are thousands, even millions, of people out there right now dreaming of starting their own companies — but are afraid they haven’t the energy or the experience to do so. Or they fear the stigma of failing.

Well, don’t be afraid. Now’s your moment, whatever your age. If this damn fool can start two companies at the same time, anybody can start one.

Read more at Pajamas Media/Michael S. Malone

Dude, you just won MY hero award. Jesus, there’s hope for me yet.

And what did you do on summer vacation, little Barack? Well teacher, I went to ALL sorts of neat places. This is me, in one of our 57 states.

NY Cops Cuff 10-Year-Old Boy for Fighting School Bullies With ‘Bean Shooter’

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Evidently NYPD, you have never read the book, How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.

The kid bully is lucky, back in my day (maybe even these days) that bully would have had a brick up his ass.

Melbourne Has Deformed Local Wildlife

Further to confusion about ducks, this is what a deformed duck looks like:

Duck spotted at Lake Aura Vale, Victoria.

Speaking of the…..(Courtesy, J.M.)

Supremes. Don Surber, publicizes a terrific idea along with, Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert of Texas who has a plan for those Gitmo detainees, it’s a terrific idea, titled Gitmo-ed.

The Crypt’s John Bresnahan did a little old fashioned checking of the public record and found that Gohmert has a bill in the hopper that would transfer those Gitmo detainees to the grounds of the Supreme Court in Washington, the Crypt reported.

The bill is HR 6615. Its title is “A bill to provide for the transport of the enemy combatants detained in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to Washington, D.C., where the United States Supreme Court will be able to more effectively micromanage the detainees by holding them on the Supreme Court grounds, and for other purposes.”

The secret Tiz-Cam© spots Paco, givin’ us some good hepcat jive moves, just after arriving for a Detective Paco book signing

Paco had just arrived in his cool cat ride, a 1939 Packard.

Media Misses Big Story of Obama Trip

And finally, Obama’s mega-gaffe in snubbing the wounded troops in Germany (with the excuse he wouldn’t want to use campaign funds for such a visit) left even the MSM scratching their heads. There could be no perfect example of the argument McCain has been making: this is a callow man whose ego blinds him to the sacrifice of military service. Coming on the heels of news that Obama is already planning his White House transition, it seemed to put new emphasis on the question the McCain camp has been implicitly asking, “Who does he think he is?”

 

Reiterating The Spot_the_Dog post. The rest, here

Man Accused of Shooting Lawn Mower for Not Starting

Just in case…NO, it wasn’t me/Fox News